“I’ve got to get Israel to calm down now,” Trump said as he left the White House. “Israel, as soon as we made the deal, they came out and they dropped a load of bombs, the likes of which I’ve never seen before, the biggest load that we’ve seen. They’ve been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.”
Hey guys, I think this trump fella’ might be a complete idiot.
nono, hear him out. he stopped the ukaine war in a single day, after all
An old idiot who’s already limited mental faculties are declining further with no one around to keep him in check.
“The biggest load that we’ve seen.”
Joking aside fuck Trump and fuck Israel. As someone prone to speaking in hyperbolic speech, I’m tired of hyperbole.
Mr. Simpson, NOOO!!
How i learned to stop worrying and love the biggest load
That is not bullshit though, at least in terms of this last few weeks?
Oh no, they violated the ‘deal’ that only existed in Trump’s head!
Trump is flabbergasted that Israel did the same shit we did over the weekend, after Trump started talking about regime change.
Watch as Trump now spends the next 3 years bending over for Netanyahu just like he did for Putin.
Weak.
I’m still trying to figure out how he will bow down to Israel and a Russian backed Iran. How does he not piss off his handlers for either country.
He’s actually trying to make them destroy each other so his handlers for the UAE can fill the power vacuum afterwards.
Oh dang. Hadn’t thought of that one. Sounds likely.
I believe this is the harshest criticism that any sitting US president had made of israel since Clinton’s private
who’s the fucking superpower here
Also “They’ve been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.” is a major broken clock moment.
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Stop the war. No more bombs.
Oh, sorry, there should have been some punctuation in there.
Stop the war? No, more bombs!
Alternate title: Nobody Cares What Trump Thinks.
How much better so many things would be if that were true.
“… they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.”
He always was a master of projection.
“Benjamin, STOP!”
Fenton!
FENTONNNNNNNNN!!!
“Accio bomb”
Trump is so used to declaring bankruptcy that he thought declaring a ceasefire worked the same way, something you do unilaterally.
I. Declare. CEASEFIRE!
‘never seen before’. TFG talks in superlatives with a bare minimum of cognitive ability.
“Master Negotiator” right there, folks! Gaze upon the Art of the Deal, and weep tears of inadequacy.
“Sometimes you just gotta let them fight it out”
Fucking demented
“Benjamin, STOP!”
