Our window.

Mate, this isn’t a new church roof.

Your fundraisers are going to want that money back and then some. Forever.

Pretty sure it meets their strange definition of antisemitism.

Even the semites are antisemites.

I think this is the official bit.

https://www.gov.uk/apply-boiler-upgrade-scheme/what-you-can-get

It must replace an existing fossil fuel system, and you can’t be left with a hybrid system (e.g. heat source plus boiler)

Meaning it must heat water somewhere, using the heat pump. Can you even get a system that heats water and air? And would that be included in this scheme? Some guy on reddit says they’re excluded, he may be full of shit.

I’m assuming there’s a much more detailed guide than this for installers, full of technical jargon about what is and isn’t included, but I can’t find that.

The nudity section was always such a gamble.

Was it going to be somebody attractive? Was it going to be Lolo Ferarri with her horrendous beachballs? Or was it going to be an elderly Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks?

How dare they?! It’s well known that the director’s son had a roommate at university who once walked past a Hamas member!

Fucking antisemites, the lot of them!

They’re kind of small enough that if I want a PDF, I can just google it and download it from some random foreign university who are hosting it for some reason. You’d likely struggle to find more obscure stuff that way though.

Looking further into it, the “heat pumps” we’ve been pushing seem just for the ones that heat water, and then pump that round your radiators/out your taps.

The exclusion is for anything that moves air.

You can get a grant to install heat pumps, but ONLY if they can’t be reversed and used as air conditioning.

Also, I’m keeping my combi-boiler until they literally stop pumping gas to homes. Fuck water tanks.

Duh. They don’t all know each other and get along just because they’re Muslims.

The fucking opposite, in fact…

Stop the war. No more bombs.

Oh, sorry, there should have been some punctuation in there.

Stop the war? No, more bombs!

Oh man, I thought he had that in the bag too.

Who, out of the countries that use the gulf of Hormuz, would be buying US oil?

Billionaires don’t want to stick their greasy fingers in culture though.

Well that sounds efficient.

Yes, because Russia and the US have been no trouble at all since they got the bomb.

What we need to do is stop using fossil fuels, and let the Middle East go back to being irrelevant.

Is that smart? The US largest export is oil. Spiking the prices is what they want too.

If we’re going to have a religious book, it should be The Egg.

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It’s not a war, it’s a special military operation.