Grrr, there’s the real target!

Pfft, about tomorrow lunchtime.

Well they’ve just seen what happened to the last guy. They didn’t want the job themselves…

And people will blame Iran or Hamas for putting military targets near civilians, but that happens everywhere. Where’s the Pentagon? Where’s the White House and the Capitol? Smack bang in the middle of a massive population centre.

I don’t think it’s even possible to have war without a load of civilian deaths. At least not since “new advanced weaponry” meant “a slightly longer sword”.

Well it wouldn’t be an Israeli strike without at least one school being blown to bits.

I guess he doesn’t have to have many qualifications here. He just has to be prepared to sell all their oil to their glorious liberators at discount rates.

Then if China want any oil, they’ll have to come begging to Trump for it.

It was inevitable though. You don’t put two aircraft carriers in the area to just negotiate.

Can they though?

Pretty hard to resist a massive bombing campaign, no matter how many soldiers you have.

If NK had enough bribery money, FIFA would already have had it there…

The last two were in Russia and Qatar. A pattern has already formed.

Grizzlies sounds like a bear specific version of Grindr.

Maybe you just notice the Fords more because they’re all monster trucks these days.

The UK is a non-EU country.

:(

Yeah, I notice they’ve only “toppled” centre-right parties though, with far-right parties waiting in the wings.

Look, it’s very simple.

In the event of power loss, simply disassemble the rear door pocket, open the small hatch down there, and pull the cable to open the door. While concussed. And probably on fire.

I don’t know why people are having such a hard time with it.

I’m not even making those instructions up, btw.

They asked if the car had passed the safety test. I said I’d paid for the car to pass the safety test. They said welcome aboard.

Wait until you find out about hereditary peers…

I’m guessing it’s like the UK where they have a monarchy but they don’t actually have any real power.

Well, aside from the usual rich person power of being able to commit all sorts of crimes and get away with it.

I actually had that happen on the Android one a few years ago. I’m guessing the Apple one is years behind.

I’d rather use an Android TV box, so I can have Dolby Vision, etc.