Oh dear.

As is any government of sufficient size.

We need a dissolution of billionaires.

In acid, perhaps.

But written down by Charlie.

Guess we finally found who we’re not allowed to criticise.

This government will not rest until Nigel Farage lives at number 10.

It was about six hundred years before we had a queen in England too. I’m sure they’ll just go “fuck it, guess we’re doing empresses now”

It’s not like they actually run anything. It could honestly be a fucking cat and be more popular.

Also, why aren’t any Arab countries doing something to end this instead of staying on the sidelines?

Because the last time they did, most of the Sinai peninsula ended up under Israeli control.

Your server isn’t working today.

This is because Microsoft wants you to finish setting up your PC that has been running for ten years.

I know it’s the Torygraph, and the media always use the worst possible photo when it’s people they don’t like, but come on…

They’ve made the poor girl look like Dana Carvey taking a shit.

Really? Because a crackhead with a baby always ends so well.

Honestly, this is way past that point now.

I know an otherwise perfectly normal middle-aged woman who has booked herself train tickets to a pro-Tommy Robinson protest march in London next month.

It’s not National Front skinheads with dog whistle tattoos any more. It’s hit the normies. If they want the normies back, the ruling parties are going to have to stop putting asylum seekers in local hotels in shithole towns like mine, because it’s just going to take a spark to set this whole country ablaze right now. They need to get processing people to an insane level, build actual accommodation to house them (because this isn’t stopping any time soon).

The whole asylum process needs a radical overhaul, like being able to apply for it without having to trek across the world (go to an embassy for example, and then get distributed to countries according to their means). If they carry on with this “we have to take them in because they made it to our country and it’s the law” routine, the whole continent will fall to fascism. If sane rulers do not listen to the people, they will turn to monsters to fix their perceived problems.

And the propaganda can be right there in the survey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahgjEjJkZks

Learning from the best.

But the violence carried on until 1998. Just them both joining the EU wasn’t enough. It wasn’t genocide levels, but it took a lot of work from both sides to get the bombs to stop.

Labour had to defend themselves against anti-semitism claims for years (usually from extremely low level Muslim councillors), so now they’re going the other way entirely. And Tories aren’t going to get in the way of that, because they fucking love cruelty.

But the next prime minister of the UK is going to be the one who promises to bring back all the free porn, so we don’t have to ask for permission to have a wank to take our mind off everything.

I doubt that would ever happen anyway, but Britain and Ireland were both in the EU for a long time before they actually struck a peace deal in the Good Friday Agreement.

One who looked a lot older than 76 at that.

It was killing his 17 pet cats in a bloodthirsty drug-fuelled rampage for me.

I like the music, but we can have better heroes than this.

Yeah, they killed a bunch of Philippine sailors. That’ll teach Israel a lesson, eh?