The World Cup has long since been a money grubbing exercise by FIFA.

Previously in Russia, Qatar… Saudi Arabia coming up soon. USA feels on brand in this crowd.

Guys don’t want to see that either. That’s why urinal etiquette exists.

This seems like the obvious solution. An area for stand-up wees. An area for sit-down wees and poos. Everyone can wash their hands together in an open area.

No need to bring gender into expelling waste. Wouldn’t be surprised to find modern toilets were invented by the Victorians so men wouldn’t have to find out that women also shit.

Oh look, when you brainwash an entire generation into thinking a rival group are subhuman and not worthy of life, they’ll think nothing of posting their war crimes online because they don’t see themselves as doing anything wrong.

A bunch of the Labour top team are in the “Labour Friends of Israel” group. Starmer is in it, Streeting is in it. As is anybody else with a chance, because anyone else is in the “antisemite” group, and not allowed to do anything.

Don’t expect this to change. Farage or the Tories wouldn’t change it either.

Us and the septics set Israel up. It’s our little project, and we can’t do much apart from voting Green (who are now also smeared as antisemites and run by fundamentalist Muslims, despite being run by a gay Jew). Even then the US would prop them up forever. As long as oil is a thing, they need Israel to project power on the Middle East.

Not to worry, I’ve heard everyone is doing their own research these days.

We’ll just blissfully ignore that the “research” is them asking a batshit doomsday cult on US social media. Or worse, the US government.

I think that’s called a Continental Breakfast.

OK grandad.

To be fair, I’m much more surprised when a decades old band is crap.

It’s OK, nobody born after that will be able to afford them.

There’s a reason vapes got popular, and part of that is a pack of 20 ciggies costing £15+.

So now everyone smells of either fruit salads or weed.

Well, that’s about the price for some high fat mince.

A decent steak cut is a lot more.

I’m still trying to work out if this one’s a late April Fool…

Imagine working for the man. You just hear crazy shit day in, day out, and have to quickly adapt and run with it, otherwise he’ll find another mug who will.

If they think that will stop bombs, they’re very much mistaken.

Although I suspect the Iranian regime know that all too well, and that this will solidify people against the invaders. It’s hard to side with people who’ve just turned your family into mince.

A10 goes BRRRRRRRRR.

Sand, brown people, oil… What’s the difference between friends?

We (the UK) don’t need oil from the Strait of Hormuz. Most of that goes to Asian countries.

They’re far more likely just to pay Iran a nominal amount to keep it flowing.

The UK actually imports more from the US than anywhere else. We should stop propping up tinpot regimes, and buy from local friendly countries, or better still, just use a lot less of it.

Almost as if it’s one big gambling grift.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg547ljepvzo

So the old rivalry is back, only instead of a space race, it’s a race to implement the Handmaid’s Tale.

All sold at “market rates” no matter the source.

Same reason I pay gas electricity prices, when most of it is made by wind turbines.

This is our life on capitalism…

Also, most NATO countries don’t really depend that much on that oil. Most of it goes to Asia.

It’s the various US allies in the gulf that are going to be feeling the pinch the most. If oil isn’t getting out, they won’t be getting paid. And they’re getting pelted by Iranian drones to boot.