And Kenneth Copeland. With fire.

South, north or swamp?

There’s no way to know in advance. When the time comes we’ll need to closely monitor Antarctica, Greenland, and the state of Louisiana.

The next Dalai Lama will be born into a water tribe

Damn now I gotta respectfully decline instead of wasting their time and insulting them.

Top Iranian cleric stanky leggs Trump and Netanyahu

If politicians won’t represent the public you can still count on artists

Short term yes but I think they could quickly recover beyond where they are now if Tesla managed to keep some good press coming.

Unless he steps down as CEO and sells all his shares I don’t see a Tesla redemption arc in Europe anytime soon.

“Quick! He might be hiding more memes in his ass!” Like what?

Also “They’ve been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.” is a major broken clock moment.

LATEST DEVELOPMENTS:

• Iran president hails ‘great victory’
• Israel’s military chief says it is refocusing on the war against Palestinian Hamas militants in Gaza

that he had “lost any sort of faith and belief” in Trump and his ability to secure a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine.

I mean that’s a great assessment, nothing to add. I’m just not sure why it took him this long.

Fucking tell me about it 😂

after three people… reported feeling unwell.

Well that’s fair enough at any rate. So maybe at least this didn’t get anyone seriously injured.

called for women to be targeted during the festivities

Do we know more? Was this supposed to just scare them or did they actually get injected with something?

This could literally have happened anywhere

Hell yeah! They’re genuinely a very effective medicine when combined with regular therapy.

Alas, it’s the right religion and the right skin color so at this time we’re ruling out that this was anything but the misguided actions of a deeply unwell individual.

Please fly over Iran

Survivability doesn’t decrease linearly with increased fall height. Bear Grylls famously survived a 16,000 ft /5,000 m drop in 1996 and made a full recovery. It takes a fair bit of luck but I guess being the sole survivor of a plane crash means he had that base covered no matter the exact events.