Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”
Every single 12 year old I know is more emotionally mature than the US president and it isn’t even close.
Aside from the horrible implications of this letter. Can we address his writing style? For a man who was educated at the insitutions he attended, he sure doesn’t show it. I know we are accustomed to reading his tweets, but Jesus Christ this is embarassing.
It appears he is just dictating letters to heads of state and not even having anyone give it a once over before slapping it on the white house letterhead and sending it.
These are the meandering thoughts of a lunatic.
I’d assume he “graduated” because of his father’s donations being tied to his graduation, not due to academic prowess
He has the writing style of a small sociopathic child with a severe head injury.
Oh, he’s saying it’s THEIR FAULT he doesn’t want peace anymore?
and WE were the snowflakes who wanted a prize for everything
“DON’T MAKE ME HIT YOU!”
{smack}
“NOW LOOK WHAT YOU’VE MADE ME DO!”Have you won a Nobel? Neither have I- we both started 0 wars, and ended 0. (Score (0/0)
Henry Kissenger got his for negotiating the end of the Vietnam war- a war he had a part in begining and maintaining. Likewise with Arafat and Rabin’s 94 award for the Oslo accords- despite being partisans. (1/1) each, arguably more for kissenger, like 20/1
Well, DJ’s record proves it- hes ended 8+ wars! but as of the most recent award, had started 0, for a score of (0/8) And that didn’t get him a peace prize. Clearly the ONLY way to get a peace prize is to not only end wars, but to start wars so they can be ended.
This is an oversite on his part which he is seeking to rectify in both Venezuela and Greenland, and hes notifying the government of Norway to ensure future recognition
After all, from the committee’s perspective it makes sense; if too many people end wars they didnt start, eventually, we’ll run out of wars and then there will be no more wars for people to end, and the Nobel peace prize committee will be out of a job!
I’ve known six year old children to have more maturity than this. “I’m going to invade Greenland because I didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize” is what this boils down to.
A literal child is in charge of the most powerful single country in the world.
Plus the fat paedo would’ve still done the exact same thing even if they ‘awarded’ it to him. It’s all distraction and projection.
Quick someone tell him no other president in history has ever immolated themselves. We might get lucky.
LOL! I like your thinking!
The fact that any person reads this letter and thinks: “Wow, he is such a good diplomat, I am glad this man is in charge!” deeply troubles me.
This is some third grader shit.
Every day his stupidity surprises me more than the last.
The only correct response is “WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH PEDOPHILES”, then refuse all communications with the Trump regime. Narcissists are empowered with attention and recognition, so deny them both. Trump and the entire Republican Nazi party will never relinquish power, and will not be neutralised without violence. The Democrat parties majority are financed by the exact same criminally corrupt psychopath elite; they did not release the files either, to protect their wealthy pedophile donors. They are a controlled opposition who have consistently blocked or delayed legitimate progress whenever they’ve had full control.
The goal should be to implode America’s domestic economy ASAP so the average American suffers the consequences of their own ignorant imperial boomerang and, hopefully, does something about it; containing future violence within US borders. Isolate them and let them deal with the consequences while their cancerous influence is purged from our own economies and politics.
But… all our political classes are also oligarch-financed-bootlickers who grovel at the feet of capital, so they’ll continue to protect and defend nazis, pedophiles, psychopaths, narcissists, and authoritarianism, in general— allow their continued corporate-oligarch infiltration and corruption of our democracies — on behalf of their own greed and egomania in service to the almighty dollar.
I have zero doubt multiple EU members have copies of the files, and have known Trump is an intelligence-protected pedo for longer than he’s been politically relevant. Late stage capitalist oligarchy is one big club of unlimited greed and narcissism, and we ain’t in it.
The only correct response is “WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH PEDOPHILES”, then refuse all communications with the Trump admin entirely.
I think the problem is that Europe currently does not have the manpower to defend against an american invasion, especially since Greenland is easier for them to reach than for us. Refusing communication with that manchild might tempt it to do something aggressive faster.
Sooo, if I understand Americans are ready to fight a war for a pedophile.
The american people, no. But american military is drilled into subservience, it’s basically brain washing. They will absolutely commit any attack the top general commands, which, in america, is the president, so trump himself.
Like, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that all of them are goign to be fine with it, some might question it. But refusing to follow an order carries severe consequences. I checked out the “laws” for that (https://govfacts.org/government/federal/agencies/defense/understanding-the-uniform-code-of-military-justice-ucmj/) and from what I can understand by this massive wall of text: It’s not unlikely that, by refusing a command to attack, you’ll probably get court-martialed and then discharged from the army and lose all pay and benefits - and that means your life is essentially over in a land like murica where social security doesn’t exist.
Most probably know that so they will rather follow the order than have their life ruined.
And they are Americans. If someone is ok with killing others and making the lives of millions of people awful, for a salary it sounds quite selfish.
The fuck is the Norwegian prime minister to do with that load of shit? He’s not even on the committee.
Apparently Trump doesn’t even know what the fuck the Nobel prize is.
From what the various people who have explained to him how it works says, it seems that he does know.
He just doesn’t understand why the Norwegian government won’t be corrupt and influence it, because to him that’s an obvious thing you’d do when you have power and influence.
Remember that Trump doesn’t care about rules. He thinks that any leader has absolute power within the territory they control. So he thinks the prime minister of Norway should have personally ensured that Trump received the Nobel peace prize.
Is this a real picture, who is that giving him what?
Definitely not a real picture. This is Milli Vanilli, who won a grammy in 1990 for best new group. They were then caught lipsyncing and it turned out their recorded songs were sung by different people too. One of the members passed away in 1998 of an overdose.
Ah yes I remember them getting outed for that, never knew their music or saw their pictures though.
Aside from the actual message he is sending, this level of English is what I would expect from a 7 year old.
Imagine being the people who are expected to, like, deal with shit like this… like how do you take this seriously? At the same time you have to not only take it seriously but also deal with the threats and shit… I certainly don’t envy them.
There’s a difference in acting as if he is a serious person, and that the situation is serious. I hope those who have to deal with him understand how serious the situation is.
It’s the level his voters understand
That’s the pettiest shit I’ve ever read.
Keep expectations low, he’ll probably beat the pettiness within a few weeks. Just describing the current president of the US. If this was the 90s it’d be an SNL skit, in 2026 it’s just just accurate.
After the child rapist in chief is dead (hopefully, soon), does anyone in that shit country expect we take them seriously when they talk to the world after the complete shitshow Mango Hitler is doing?
I mean, this is something I expect from a toddler that has zero negotiation skills but not from the fucking president of a superpower.
If he was the president of a less armed country, the world would be laughing at him openly
As someone (unfortunately) in the US, I fully expect the reputation of the US to be ruined for the rest of my life. I’m lucky to be in a decently progressive (by US standards) state, but I really would rather be anywhere but here in the US. We are fucked.
If it’s any consolation, Afghan, Iraq, Guantanamo and torture already meant the US was considered a turd world country. The only difference is Americans are now seeing what we’ve known for decades.
Oh, I’ve known that we were a shithole. But I had a tiny, miniscule amount of hope that we could pull out of it in my lifetime, at least when I was a teenager and young adult. Now, I have no hope. There’s no coming back from this, at least not as the USA. Maybe if we balkanize, but that’s unlikely to happen because of our oligarchs.
Yeah I’ve got some bad news for you. For as long as I’ve been alive, at least in Canada, we’ve not had a high opinion of the US. And we like you guys more than most countries.
I’ve been painfully aware my entire life, not to worry. It’s just that there is no repairing it now, not in my lifetime. There may have been a slim chance of getting closer with our allies before a third of the country voted the dumbass in chief into office, but not anymore.
In Canada anyway the US government has been influencing our elections openly in bad faith and also threatening to annex and invade us this year. I don’t see you guys coming back from that one without some massive, major shifts in government and culture.
That’s basically what I said in the first place, that I don’t see the US coming back from this, at least not during my lifetime.
Well I’m more optimistic. It is NOT too late to do something. It is not too late for the American citizens to show the rest of the world that they do not want World War 3, that they do know right from wrong, and that they aren’t too selfish and cowardly to do something about it.
I won’t say it’s impossible, but as someone in the country, it’s doubtful. We are a country built and operated on corruption and greed. It will take millions of American citizens to rise up, and kick the oligarchs to the curb. I’m afraid my fellow citizens are far too comfortable at the moment to actually take action. Minneapolis has given me a bit of hope, but until it’s in every city for weeks at a time, I’m afraid nothing will change.
Everyone who is not in a political position laughs at him openly.
just remember that its only week 3 of 2026 :)
Technically just shy of one year of this.
I’m not sure it’s even possible for me to cringe harder at this point
He thinks he stopped 8 wars? Which 8 wars?
He stopped them so early you haven’t even heard of them! /s
He takes credit for any skirmishes that subsided during his presidency even when he had nothing to do with them. And he hallucinates a few too.
They live in Canada, you wouldn’t know them.
World War 3 to 10. He was going to start them but got distracted with an underage beauty pageant.
His latest addition to his list of wars “ended” is the two-year conflict between Israel and Hamas.
The other seven were between Israel and Iran, Pakistan and India, Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo, Thailand and Cambodia, Armenia and Azerbaijan, Egypt and Ethiopia, and Serbia and Kosovo.
Most of these were few day long conflicts. Egypt and Ethiopia were not in war, they had decate long disagreement about a damn, and USA helped to mediate it. By my understandment Trump was not even part of the mediation.
Also if these count then he should say he has ended 9 wars because the military situation in Venezuela ended in few hours.
Trump saying he stopped wars is like me saying i saved a childs live today when i decited to not kill them.
I assume he dreamt about starting 8 new wars but didn’t (or couldn’t or forgot) and thus they were ‘stopped’.
Maybe those he didn’t start.
He thinks he stopped 8 Wars PLUS!
Here’s an episode of the bbc podcast More or Less on it, though it was 7 at the time
If you don’t give me a peace prize I’m going to give you a reason to not give me a peace prize
