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And there’s going to be only one soldier who is secretly three kids in a (military) trenchcoat

Ah sorry! I thought by “we” you meant in the US, not Georgia

EDIT: Berlin though :)

Also Venice, Syracuse, Amsterdam, London, York, Munich, Madrid…

Insults from Trump and whoever writes his scripts are always projection.

The Democracts pedophile ring (but Epstein…), Hillary was using an unsecured email server (but the classified documents at Mar a Lago…), the attempt to shoot him because of Dems inciting violence (but Jan 6…), Kamala would get the US in WW3 (but Iran…).

In that sense, his choice of words this time is interesting: “weak and terrible”.

My best guess is that they went camping together deep in the jungle and spent a long time alone in wilderness survival. But through all that, the unnamed guy on the left had never told Flannegan how much he’s always hated him (“there, I’ve said it…”).

Even that is too much for his current mental capacity. Briefings now consist entirely of Hegseth and Vance going FWOOOSHHH and KABLOOEY with their mouths while running around the oval office with their arms spread open, pretending to be warplanes.

Or a whole medium-sized AI datacenter!

Yes please, stop helping. And thank you! See? I didn’t forget to say it.

But really, you have done more than enough. A LOT more. Some would say you have done way too much. Get on your couch, turn on the tv, order a Big Mac and please, please, stop helping.

hey, I’m a certified idiot and even I can’t take any more of this! I have these primal instincts of trying to stay alive and reproduce, and I find that my chances at both are highly correlated with being decent to the other members of my race (humans, I mean). No brain, no problem!

the thing is we in the rest of the world are in the middle of a gun fight between two gangs. We like neither of them much at this point but really wish they’d stop shooting everywhere and their bosses just go resolve their issues with knives in a dark alley or something.

Honest question: which Iranian leader could realistically talk to Trump, and how?

For Iran apparently this is a time when being in a leadership role and using a phone or the internet are not compatible with remaining alive (together with family, quite a few neighbors and any nearby school or hospital). Even participating in a naval exercise that is supposed to be peaceful gets your whole ship torpedoed.

No, seriously, how would these supposed talks have happened and how would the US know that the person(s) they are talking to has any actual decision-making power? I am not saying talks don’t happen during a war but, looking at Russia and Ukraine, doesn’t it take weeks just to organize them?

• Bam, I won!
• what are you…
• ok, ok, since you gave up I will let you go
• but…
• Bam! I won again! Haha, you’re such a loser!
• I really don’t think punching your own balls is…
• Bam! Surprise attack! Just give up!
• Ok, man, whatever…

“John”? I had always assumed the middle J stood for Junior-fucker

Personally I just find it much easier to skip a meal completely than to start eating and stop before I’m full. Restricting calories could work just as well, it’s just a lot harder for me to execute with continuity.

That’s not it. It’s the lack of enthusiasm that drags Donnie down, the feeling that he always has to be the one who comes up with ideas to keep this relationship with NATO alive.

Would it kill them to bomb one little school, leave some civilian corpses as a surprise around the (white) house or do those sweet little coups together in a foreign land, like they used to do?

It’s exhausting, really

Why do you assume there is a strategy? If there had been one we wouldn’t be at this point. It’s really sad to think that’s what it boils down to, but it is just:

1. Big toddler wants to show how big and powerful he is
2. Big toddler is offended that nobody wants to play with him any more

It’s all about bullying others and pretending that whatever happens was the plan all along. Except now nothing happens and we are all just waiting for the bully to get bored and go play with his new ballroom.

Is it still considered a disorder when it is someone’s whole personality? If you removed the perpetual rage, the extreme narcissism and the bullying I think you would only find an orange stain on the floor where Trump was.

I mean… Each of those US bombs and missiles cost millions. Did they even say thank you?

Not after he declares himself Acting President of Iran