Sorry… Sorry… Sorry, did I just… Oops, here we go again, haha, sorry…Aah, shit, sorry, must be something I ate…

Will the next Iranian leader be decided with a pageant?

no, you see… they are at war with us but we are just pre-empting their threats. Like… have you seen the way these people stared at us? They clearly hated us for some reason. And you know how dangerous people are when they are that full of hatred

I’m not sure of the ethnicities of the US personnel that drowned the unharmed Iranians but statistically speaking not all of the were white men but all of them US Americans.

So probably racist is not the right word.

He’s the son of a Politician. They mature around 60 and reach that peak predator energy around 80.

Wait, Europe? That can’t be right, why do they speak like South Americans then?

It’s a game of 4D-chicken

I thought that was under a different legal pretext that caps them at max 15% and for a limited time

That aside, his ability to impose tariffs without congress approval was just limited, right?

I’m not a US law expert but it would be weird if he couldn’t set a 20% tariff but was allowed to stop trading with a country completely.

I mean, following that line of reasoning he shouldn’t even be able to wage a war just like that, but humor me here…

Nah, that’s just how friendly we are. You shoot at me? Instant friends!

That’s what would make it so appealing, apparently

Having a plan for every scenario is for risk management, not for running a country.

It’s “whatever happens we have to be ready”, it says nothing on whether the scenario makes sense or is desirable.

The US government decides to send a team to the Vatican and capture the Pope? I’m sure there is a plan for that. It doesn’t mean the idea isn’t completely idiotic.

I can’t believe Trump would allow this! What a waste of perfectly good underage women

Yes, I’ve read. I hope it’s one those “Al Capone arrested for Tax Evasion” things where they just went for the one that was easier to prove. I know very little about UK law, but I doubt he would have been arrested on those charges if he hadn’t been already disgraced.

But my joke was more on other rich, white, alleged pedophiles with ties to Epstein and the weird fact that people keep bringing those things up when the DOW is over 50000

A rich, white, pedophile! Arrested. Have they no respect? What will they do next… tax them?

Gargamel, The Movie. An old man living alone with his cat is slowly driven to madness by the soup of mushrooms he always boils in his cauldron.

“Ah shit, is that Venezuela? Where was the one with the gondoliers then?”

and WE were the snowflakes who wanted a prize for everything

I think the generally unspoken hope is that democracy in the US is not completely fucked and that the transition to full-on fascism can still be reverted after Trump’s political or physical death (both of which seem ever so close).

I will give him my Nobel prize too if he stops invading (and threatening to invade) countries and finally stops that one russian invasion. It’s really shiny!!