Hint: You can prevent https://lifeline4gaza.com/ <- this from happening, or solve the unsolveable historical mysteries that haunt us all.
Premise: the continuum is bullshit and can do whatever idk, viewing only or with alterations, depending on what makes sense to you. It’s not a contest to do the most (well okay it is but that could limit our inquiry), just whatever occurs to you first.
Dec 15th, 1791 along with an AR-15 and four high capacity magazines just to explain something to a few people.
About 300 million years ago.
That’s the earliest time that you could still breathe comfortably.
I can be very specific: Jamaica Hospital June 14th 1946
1968
68er movement + RAF goes hard
I’d go back to 1921 and save the original communist party heads of my country. Maybe we would have a better chance that way.
I’m going back to 1985 and telling Doc to have a nice life.
Late 1999, I’d smash all the voting machines in Florida.
Brooks Brothers Rioters. Cut all their valve stems. Also, maybe do something about the SC, because they just handed the election to Bush anyway.
Yeah I’m crashing Franco’s plane
I’m sending that tiktaalik back into the ocean til it’s stops trying to come back on land
I would go to the year 1800, and bring with me a bunch of books on science and engineering. Basically all the building blocks you need to build wind farms and solar power. I would visit all the universities I can and drop these books in library shelves. Some climate change literature could be nice too.
During the pandemic we learned that people react well to reasoning and people telling them what to do
I have a plan B too, but it’s not so gentle.
The goal is to become the number one energy producer and stomp out all opposition and competition before it has a chance to grow. There are no laws against cartels and monopolies, so you exploit the hell out of it. You file extremely broad patents to prevent fossil fuels and combustion based motors from ever becoming a thing. You play super dirty, no mercy, no remorse. It’s going to be basically like the East-India Company, but with renewable energy.
You lobby governments to adopt renewable energy and electrical devices you provide. You influence the public opinion on fossil fuels by spreading information about climate change, pollution and negative health effects. If the global energy company becomes big enough, you should make your own private army and conquer all the places where large oil deposits exist, and establish massive natural reserve parks in those areas. Lobby the governments to make other similar areas legally protected from all industrial development for the next 1000 years.
You would become the supervillain billionaire of the 1800s, but you put the whole world on a renewable trajectory.
You influence the public opinion on fossil fuels by spreading information about climate change, pollution and negative health effects
if you are playing dirty, telling them digging up those evil black liquid out can anger the gods would work too
I would go back to 1990 and tell my parents to take young me to a psychiatrist to have me checked for ADHD.
Same. Geiler Name <3
I tell general Butler to accept Lincolns VP position. Then leave a time capsule in the future USSR to be opened in 1920 or so with instructions for building computers
- Buy CPU from AMD
- Buy GPU from Nvidia
- Buy motherboard from MSI
- Buy RAM from Corsair
- plug them together and put it in a case.
- plug HDMI cable between GPU and handy LCD monitor.
- Install Windows
The point I’m making is there’s so much technological development in manufacturing that has to take place before you can even start, it probably wouldn’t happen any faster. Just the technology that builds the machines that builds the machines that build the chips is beyond the 1920s.
Turing’s papers on computing were all pre-WW2 anyway.
1995 to visit my family when they were all still alive. It wouldn’t hurt urging them to invest in Apple stock and Bitcoin while I’m at it.
Shoot Gorbachev right in the forehead stain.
We should probably go further back and stop Khrushchev, more effective
GBCHV didn’t do anything wrong
Give your dumbass parents some condoms instead.
Are you a genuine Gorby fan?
So I don’t have to deal with dumbasses like you? Gladly.
Call me selfish, but I’d go back two weeks and salt the walkway for sick Cracks and company.
Was a very Life is Strange-esque, ‘this action will have consequences’ branching path event.
