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1 month agoOh, that’s the Gulf of Oil.
Oh, that’s the Gulf of Oil.
I live here. The weather people never say ‘Gulf of Mexico’, they just say Gulf Coast.
I live here, we just call it the Gulf Coast.
Nobody gives a flying fuck what the overgrown orange baby wants to call it.
Sorry to be the bearer of good news, but you’re wrong…
Except his genitals, how do you know God isn’t a woman?
You don’t do either, you just buy Greenland, with Elmo’s money, obviously.