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Some of our more common rescue animals
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CEREAL / FLOSS
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Larson riffing on the “St Bernard dog with a barrel on its collar” myth that found its way into cartoons of its day: https://beerconnoisseur.com/articles/truth-about-saint-bernard-dogs-and-barrels
Commercials too!
All of which are more useful than a dog delivering alcohol.
I’ll take the dog and rhino together please.
And maybe the chicken later, but absolutely not the dolphin.
You never been up the mountains the St Bernard live in. A wee drop of schnapps is a godsend!
I’m too dumb to understand this or it’s more esoteric than I’m thinking.
Can someone help me get the jokes please?
- St Bernard = alcohol because cold ✅
- Dolphin = missing swimmers because they washed off ✅
- Rhino = pizza because you’re so hungry you eat a rhino ✅
- Beetle = pencil because??
- Chicken = floss because it gets stuck in your teeth ✅
- Snake = keys because??
- Cow = cereal because they give milk ✅
