But some of us are pretty big peninsulas

Make sure things are good and cold first, then just send into an orbit around the sun that’s at a Lagrange point far enough out to stay cool.

The dark side of the moon still gets just as much light as the other side so not sure why you mentioned that one, but you’re right it can be hard to get rid of heat in space if you’re producing it.

Well one of them has both eyes open and a large brain to process all they see.

The other just has a big belly button on their head, because they are naval gazing/pondering everything.

It’s pretty obvious

That’s why you gotta put the capsules in space