You never been up the mountains the St Bernard live in. A wee drop of schnapps is a godsend!

Leather! It’s what’s for dinner.
It did take me a while to spot it.

I mean, this is a classic situation in shows where undercover cops must take drugs to prove themselves so I think it’s more likely that this is what the joke is about.

I’m actually curious what they even import from the US that they can’t find elsewhere or make themselves.
I’m wearing NB bought in a NB shop in Wuhan at European prices and they’re… made in Indonesia. I’m guessing it’s gonna be some really unique luxury shit like alcohol? Or cars? So nothing that’s gonna affect Chinese people significantly, except perhaps to send them shopping in the EU and reinforce the Belt and Road and the railway connection with Europe (well, if Putin doesn’t fuck things up. That’s another story)

I’m guessing it’s like hair salons always seem to have the obligatory pun (at least here in France).

Ok, so what’s the ref here?

Well, he could just show his birth certificate, right?

I wonder what he’ll say when he realises what the French motto means. What a muppet.

Remember the outrage when stuff like that happens in China?
Ever since living there a few years back, I keep saying how your two countries are so fucking similar, and it getting truer every day.

They probably freaked out when she started speaking Welsh. Understandable.

Take a page from China and remind him who’s the boss. When was the last time you heard of Jack Ma?

Ah yes! I remember that one too, nice catch :)

I’m sad nobody mentions the Indian fighter kites (at least the documentary I watched as a kid showed India, but the Wiki mentions more countries).

A cow piano?

Titus Gallinicus serving his famous pie.

The funny thing is I’ve seen places like that in China for kids. Just no bucking, but the kid can ride a kart or whatever while they get their hair cut.

Or maybe a reference to Psycho?

In my mother’s hometown, they finally decided which architect would redesign the townhall after it’s roof burnt down. Five years ago. And this is a rich town. France is fucking useless at getting shit done fast. It’s depressing really. This plant finally getting built is a fucking miracle!

Well, funny thing is we do have rules about what you can and cannot say, in Europe. I’m looking forward to him discovering those little subtleties, since he clearly cannot shut his trap.

You have an embarassed billionaire healthcare.
“It’s the best in the world! I just don’t have access to it right now. But once I do, you’ll see!” they say, trying to decide between bleeding to death and the ambulance.