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🔗 Caption: Some of our more common rescue animals Alt text: CEREAL / FLOSS Disqus comments Archived Page
minus-squaremortemtyrannis@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-23 months agoI’m too dumb to understand this or it’s more esoteric than I’m thinking. Can someone help me get the jokes please? St Bernard = alcohol because cold ✅ Dolphin = missing swimmers because they washed off ✅ Rhino = pizza because you’re so hungry you eat a rhino ✅ Beetle = pencil because?? Chicken = floss because it gets stuck in your teeth ✅ Snake = keys because?? Cow = cereal because they give milk ✅
I’m too dumb to understand this or it’s more esoteric than I’m thinking.
Can someone help me get the jokes please?