• mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
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    21 days ago

    I’m too dumb to understand this or it’s more esoteric than I’m thinking.

    Can someone help me get the jokes please?

    • St Bernard = alcohol because cold ✅
    • Dolphin = missing swimmers because they washed off ✅
    • Rhino = pizza because you’re so hungry you eat a rhino ✅
    • Beetle = pencil because??
    • Chicken = floss because it gets stuck in your teeth ✅
    • Snake = keys because??
    • Cow = cereal because they give milk ✅