• tryagain@sopuli.xyz
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    “Has the level of your inner struggle ‌reached the stage ‌of you negotiating with yourself?”

    God DAMN

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      “Try to keep up ‌Zolfaqari, we’re way past that stage. Negotiations are over, now we’re just hell bent on destroying ourselves”

  • Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works
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    Lol man it is wild to see the incompetence at play here.

    Trump doesn’t stand for shit, he’s a spinless little bitch and he’s bitten off the biggest bite of shit he’s ever had in his mouth at once despite everyone warning him against it and how bad of an idea it was going to be they did it anyway.

    Then murdered like 180 little girls and killed their supreme leader.

    and thinks they are going to negotiate lmfaoooooooooooo

    What a stupid, stupid, stupid fucking thing to have done.

    You’re out of your element, Donny!

    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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      I can’t help but think the current results were intentional. There are so many levels of command this had to go through that someone could have pulled the plug if it was just Diaper Don playing president again.

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        Trump seized oil in Venezuela (I’m pretty sure he and his entourage have their hands in that.) and now he’s driving up the oil prices with what seems like a completely idiotic declaration of war… stupid for Americans and the rest of the world, but for him and his corrupt bunch, things are going just great, I’d wager

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    “Like a 12 year old boy after watching his first episode of Baywatch, the US is clumsily fiddling with its negotiations.”

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    Chuck Schumer: “HEY! That’s OUR thing!”

    “I have lowered my glasses in disapproval. Pray that I don’t lower them further.”

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    I loved it when Trump said that they gave him a big gift, and that’s how he knows he’s dealing with the right people.

    They might not be able to deliver on any of their agreements, but they promised him something shiny, so he’s in.

    They are going to fleece him for a zillion bucks.

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    Wouldn’t even be surprised if it was Whiskey Leaks who told Donnie that they were having negotiations.

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    Geez guys, have some faith.They’re negotiating with the previous ayotolla with an ouija board.

    Stop doubting your greatest leader. 🙄

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    “When you’re as important as I am, you only negotiate with the most important person. That dapper, attractive man is the ONLY person worth talking to. He’s in such a fine, golden palace, like a king’s!” - The literally Crazy (malignant narcissist), Old, and Corrupt Donvict looking in the mirror.

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      Now I’m imagining his mental decline culminating with him just saying his own name over and over like a pokemon, expecting people to clap and tell him how great he is.

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      When Trump and his cronies decide they’ve made enough money through blatant market manipulation, they’ll get bored of the war.

      They’re making money while they burn a billion in taxpayer funds every day to keep the bombs falling.

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      It’s being reported that Trump’s inner circle are hiding facts from him. They show him videos of airstrikes and big explosions, but he had no idea that Iranians had struck US planes until he saw it in the media.

      This is what happens when Trump replaced all competent people with yes-men.

      If he doesn’t know its going badly and Fox is praising him, what incentive does he have to stop?

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    The US is much like the man at the top: talking to itself, incapable of understanding the world around it.