14 miles?

This kid was on a hardcore camping hike

All hail Earth Emperor Musk

Welcome to the club! - murica

Seems like a big one. Maybe this time someone will react?

They also distributed camouflaged mines among the general population of another country, and the world responded with le memes about Achmed the dead terrorist.

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Hide your cats!

“Feed”?

Who tf would take a phone call, ever

See the world* for free!

*Ukraine

Fast and easy to get citizenship!

I agree.

HOWEVER…

Professional racing driver Dick Trickle would like a word with you

40 days without drinking water is impossible.

Much doubt.