Staying would be a really, really bad idea. Venezuelans massively hate Maduro, but a military occupation would be a different thing. The best course of action would be to allow Edmundo González, the closest thing to a legitimately elected president, to return and take over leadership until further political reform can be done, followed by new elections.

Unfortunately this is Trump we’re talking about. He’ll find a way to fuck it up no doubt.

Yes absolutely

You mean Maduro’s boots? There’s a reason 90% of Venezuelans out there are celebrating regardless of what happens next. Taking out a dictator is a good thing even if it ends in civil war.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

However it means Trump accidentally did something right, which will make him even more insufferable. And he might get ideas of doing it to other countries.

I guess this is inevitable at huge companies. Nobody cares about the actual person you’re hiring, it’s just another position to fill. Of course there will be fakes of all kinds.

Someone has to pay for security they finally figured out is needed

If it wasn’t for the culture wars, it would be another Oscar Pistorius situation. Not the murder, the prosthetics.

For those who don’t know this guy was a runner whose legs were amputated, and he got replacement prosthetics that made him as good if not better than runners with natural legs. There was some debate if his disability actually gives him an advantage, if it should be allowed at all.

Let’s see what new and original ways he’ll find to fuck up Bolivia.
Socialists had their run, and they did fuck it up majorly. But now it’s time for new kind of mistakes.

I wasn’t aware marooning was still a practice on cruise ships

New planned cities often have this problem. But in long term I don’t think it will stay a ghost city if the government moves there.

That being said they could have upgraded an existing city on Borneo instead of going through the pain of building a completely new one.

According to wiki:

Simone Gbagbo is a controversial figure in Côte d’Ivoire. Involved in nationalist politics surrounding the Ivorian Civil War, in 2005 Radio France International reported that she was being investigated by the United Nations for human rights abuses, including organising death squads.

Sounds like a nice person

Stocks are basically the same as crypto at this point. There is no benefit or utility at owning some, the only value is the idea of selling for more at some point.

While I disagree with death penalty on principle, I will not spill any tears for slavers.

If the short-term value of your money depends on one person being president, you’re fucked.

explained he ‘wore’ bacon to protect himself from alleged threats of beheading

Does he think pork repels muslims like garlic repels vampires?

If the AI was trained on the behavior of past ministers it will just start taking bribes immediately

Just because you haven’t heard as much from Nicolas Maduro. Maduro’s (lack of) connection to reality is similar to Trump’s. In a slightly different world they would be best buddies.

c/Lost Lemmings?
This place is called “world news”. A celebrity dying is very much what should be posted here.

TIL he was still alive

of course not, but the modern African wave of homophobia is very much inspired by Christianity and Islam