People too dumb to understand how huge of a thing it was to be able to get basically anything we wanted within reason, just not everything we wanted

Nah I’m an American and didn’t think of Kenyan but seeing it mentioned and yeah they’ve got gorgeous accents.

I love an Arabic accent. Scottish accents are also beautiful in a rough way, as are Appalachian ones.

Avatar the last Airbender taught me to think when in conflict

When America invaded German France we sent a hangman for our troops who raped the locals. Any invading army that fails to do so must accept the possibility that others will provide one for them at a later time

Yeah, if we really need anything from it we should work with the Greenlandic people and the Danes to find a mutually agreeable solution. Annexing territories of allies is evil and fucking stupid.

Surely he can’t tell the difference between northern Alaska and Greenland

I sincerely hope everyone involved in sending people there never sees the light of day again.

I’d never show Putin what men like him believe respect to be. It’s never short of complete submission.

Hang your Christmas lights wrong? That’s a hanging.

And you really don’t want to start inching towards American sentence lengths

Yes, that’s how being invaded works.

I was under the impression that creative works were one of the areas Canada punches above its weight with the US. Music in particular.

I can’t imagine people who can’t afford moderately more expensive condoms can afford another child. I do suspect however that they can afford to spread venereal disease

CW: you will probably cry and be furious and haunted for this boy’s sake

Every once in a while say in a mocking voice “we demand to be taken seriously, seriously guys stop doing art, we don’t like it”

Whelp that’s a casus belli…

Exactly, I wholeheartedly advise everyone to just pick up an ohio white pages and spam their government to change the name of their capital to flavortown in honor of central Ohio’s most cherished son.

You don’t, you say thay you left because you felt that the company culture was too unprofessional for you

People should change their names as they please, but remember it’s kinda annoying.

Also the capital of ohio should change its name, so many things there avoid using the name of the city