I’m very pro secondhand goods but I prefer when they’re sold because the owner is done using them not because the owner had to choose between keeping it and making rent

Ok yeah you ever hear a Japanese person just get really excited to get to speak English to an American again? Best part of going to Japan on business

Ngl I love a good Appalachian accent

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I’m pretty sure yall have been kingless longer than we have, but thanks for the support!

Because for non public figures we keep thinking we have dead to rights evidence of crimes and executing people who turn out innocent

You tell them it’ll take a miracle to pull off so they see you as a miracle worker when you do it

Ah yes one of the rants from the design of everyday things

Yesterday, and only because I didn’t feel so good today

You should go outside for a walk or something

Yes, I believe it’s nearly always immoral, and the exception is public figures directly involved in crimes against humanity.

If you have to have a trial to figure out if you got the right person, that’s too much doubt. It’s just Nuremberg, Saddam, the radio guy from Rwanda, and folks like them. Everything else regardless of how monstrous the state should only kill if they are absolutely incapable of keeping that person from taking more lives.

Also governments should be held accountable when one prisoner kills another in a situation that could have been predicted. And yes this includes pedos being stabbed in prison.

Yeah this question really was “have you traveled to a different hemisphere”. Ok ok, there’s also central America and the Caribbean, but most American trips to either of those places are to resorts in impoverished nations unless it’s to Costa Rica, which i hear is gorgeous, but is also the equivalent of Aussies going to southeast Asia, but more culturally similar.

Why don’t we go to other hemispheres? Because they’re very far away. I’d be shocked if Canadians were significantly more likely to go to other countries (us excluded), and they’re quite a bit closer being further north. And a lot of Americans live between two mountain ranges in the middle of north America, where it’s a flight to either coast before flying to a different continent.

Yeah I went to Japan for work.

I was supposed to go to Europe when I graduated high school, but my mom got cancer instead. And by the time my sister graduated I was disowned so our father and her went without me.

I still want to go to Europe, but unfortunately it’s very far away. And I’d love to go back to Japan and see more than just factories in small cities. Tokyo was gorgeous but I only saw the airports and trains.

If the middle east were to stabilize and get really cool about a lot of things really fast I really want to see Iraq and Iran. I’d love to see Babylon and other early cities.

I’ve never been Muslim or spoken Arabic, but I’ve adopted inshallah. It means hopefully or with any luck

Considering thst schadenfreude is a commonish word in English now… I just assumed it was the inspiration for this

I love Chicago but you can keep rhe Mallort. My big hub of great lakes sleaze

Is that the one with all the scandals that more or less amount to this?

A movie about a guy having dinner with Andre

Give him one in physics and make it the sort of thing only an absolute moron would think is praise, like for his unique demonstration of angular posture; or in normal speak because he leans like a Pisan tower at a Houston rap concert

9.5 years is pretty good if you think of it as tech, but the problem is that smart home products are often home appliances. Some are even home fixtures. So yeah people feel cheated when something like a light switch gets dropped from service or demands a subscription

“He won’t quit even though i want him to waaaaaah” fuckin loser of a president we got here