KUALA LUMPUR, July 11 — President Donald Trump has nominated Nick Adams, an Australian-American commentator and self-described “alpha male,” to serve as the next US...
I was going to make a joke about how that face doesnt look straight, but no, that man is unironically and heterosexually wearing an ascot without the slightest bit of flair, style, or panache. Like good gods man its an ascot, you gotta treat it like it’s a purple suit, you either wear the hell out of it or you put it back until you can
*Looking in the mirror after getting abandoned by another blind date who called him “shallow, bland, and aggravating” just before disappearing.*
“I have a good personality. An ascot is personality, right?”
jesus fucking christ, how did these people gain control? I know there is plenty of answers but I don’t really want to hear them anymore. I want a final solution for the most stupid people who have the most control in this currently shit country
The dude’s really wearing an ascot with a straight face like that, isn’t he?
I was going to make a joke about how that face doesnt look straight, but no, that man is unironically and heterosexually wearing an ascot without the slightest bit of flair, style, or panache. Like good gods man its an ascot, you gotta treat it like it’s a purple suit, you either wear the hell out of it or you put it back until you can
*Looking in the mirror after getting abandoned by another blind date who called him “shallow, bland, and aggravating” just before disappearing.*
“I have a good personality. An ascot is personality, right?”
That implies he has a good ascot. He has an ok ascot at best
I bet his voice sounds like Thurston Howell the 3rd.
(very old reference)
He calls himself an alpha king so he’s gonna sound like a bitch
jesus fucking christ, how did these people gain control? I know there is plenty of answers but I don’t really want to hear them anymore. I want a final solution for the most stupid people who have the most control in this currently shit country