Seattle area is pretty warm today.

We have AC, however, bless their hearts, the people who built our house put the only vents on the floor. When its cold you get warm air at the bottom of the house, which is probably OK, but the AC unit pulls air also at the bottom… Which is also OK for heating. Now think cooling for a sec. Pull the cold air from the bottom where the air is cold and then blow it at the bottom where its still cold.

Maybe they had dog powered props?

Just imagine all the opportunities for bankruptcy! The orange turd is getting turned on!

The president is pewmypie? I had no idea!

Very true. Now he’s out of debt. Its time someone asked him to pay for all the various things he didn’t pay for during both campaigns.

Someone should probably complaint harder and use solar power instead of constantly trying to build up a nuclear threat.

Now let’s get back to all the mess the orange turd was doing last week.

He failed Trump steaks!

Who fails steaks? I’m vegan, but who fails steaks???

We’re like Pokémon! Everyone everywhere wants to catch us. At home they really want to send people to Guantanamo. Abroad they need to exchange us for people kidnapped in el Salvador.

LOL… Get that guy instead! Strategy.

Yes, we get it! Its up! In America we just use that expression as a greeting.

What’s up?
Women points up with her finger…

Wow! Up is that way in America too!

LOL.

Yes exactly. I’m just saying that oys definitely not American because here the mom is a criminal if you die before birth. Afterwards, who cares.

Yeah in the US they prefer more economic units of the right skin color to be born.

Recipe:
Fuck…no baby?..
Fuck again…
Fuck some more…
Baby!..OK you’re on your own!
Baby is now 5 years old… Go to jail! Baby is now 18… Shot accidentally… Oops we were looking for another guy…oops we didn’t have a warrant and the guy was sleeping but he came at us when he suddenly woke up… Oops brown…oops black…oops Asian oops Indian… Not worth as a human anyway… Blah blah blah cops.

Such is America now.

Introducing Space X expedited flights from Florida to anywhere in the world… Remote pickup not included in conflict regions.

Only sometimes! And the door goes pop! Too!

That guy better get iron clad protection and start recording evidence of what happened.

Consider that rock over there. See how it doesn’t attack anything so everything leaves it alone?

As instructed by their pig commanding officers to do. They want attention. They want to distract everyone away from the big beautiful bill.

I hope they know how to swim?

I see it. But an anteater is below the knee. Impossible unless the orangutans are getting kinky again. Sickoes!