Solving a complex geopolitical situation involving two nations at war…in 24 hours. I wonder if he was lying?

Here I was trying to figure out what a chocolate cow was…

How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it.

Just kidding, Jesus was over a millenium too early to see the invention of coffee.

It almost looks like he erased half of it, meant to come back, and forgot before submitting it to publish.

As long as every terrestrial node isn’t experiencing overcast skies, it should be okay.

You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

They should really consider switching from wildfires to some sort of renewable fire.

Ukraine will take them to make 200 kamikaze drones, in the ultimate ironic use for WW2 munitions meant for Japan.

Damn, son. You’re a masochist.

August 2009 and August 2024, but enjoy your… I don’t even know? MAGA money?

Petah, what kind of money do users who suck the dicks of oil companies like?

Elect the criminal President?

They spelled Iraq with a K, it’s probably safe to assume you’re tilting at a windmill but nonetheless it’s good to oppose straight up stupidity.