Repeatedly messing with some starship captain, then going back in time to start an internet cult that believes the most ludicrous shit possible. All to prove to that one captain that humanity is not worthy

Congratulations China, you managed to do it without hitting your own ship this time

Who waaaants to liiiiive forevaaaaaa?
Who daaares to looove forevaaaaaa?

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Awaken, my microbes!

Fear mongering about Russian wonder waffles? So far they do more damage to Russia than anyone else

False flag operation? I’m sure Alex Jones will be all over this story, he loves those

Strange, but helpful. Keep that in mind the next time someone rants about funding shrimp on treadmills

And the US will contribute… uh…

Brine and fresh water. Costs energy to separate, makes energy letting them recombine.

Or that you haven’t seen any pictures of the place lately

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Like taking deep breaths and getting real high

Bot of War, from the Astro Bot soundtrack. Let’s just say the bass drop is memorable if you played the last 2 GOW games.

You do realize that Russia is still actively invading Ukraine right?

Related in that it actually tried to do something. Russian ships have never needed outside help to catch on fire

Ah yes, the perfect opposite of Leon Kennedy

I say that Icecrown Citadel deserves more than sanctions, maybe some kind of military intervention

Drawing up contingency plans is half of what the Pentagon is for. It would be more newsworthy if the US got into a war without one of these plans handy