“Dad, when will the lights work again?
As soon as selinux decides I have permission.
“Dad, when will the lights work again?
As soon as selinux decides I have permission.


I think I got enough on my punch card that I get a free sandwich on the next once in a lifetime crisis.
If you know how your setup works, then that’s a great time for another project that breaks everything.


What if we sacrificed all the rich people to appease the god of CO2?


I sure hope the US doesn’t smell the blood, oil, and shareholder value.


On the plus side, I’ve haven’t seen a red hat in well over a year in a county he slightly won.


But I put it in a really expensive cabinet that I did not measure.


Its big enough that they will have to break back in to move it with a friend. Its built shitty enough that it will fall apart if they lift it. Its next to an attractive and less effort to steal TV.


“We will write a strongly written letter after the genocide has concluded unless the checks bounce.”
Thats lower than normal.


Corporations are not people outside of the US.


I would also recommend not eating children.


To the sun. We don’t need to ruin Mars.


They probably won a contract to make more.


Is it 1000 or 1024 pounds?


The marketing team is a major backbone of our economy and makes the entire wold cool with us killing poor people for oil.


I was assuming remote roles. Living in China would be too dangerous.


The loyalty is to the paycheck. Not like I am free do or say anything under current management and I assume the roles would be insulated from the Chinese government. They know the cultures differ and they would scare off nerds being evil and present.


I could be convinced of anything with enough shovels full of money.
Don’t forget to integrate it into Home Assistant so you can alert the ISS when the mail man is on the porch.