Cucked little bitch. Putin’s dick is so far down his throat that he’s able to fuck his breakfast Big Mac.

I still cannot believe that this pube-flecked chunk of human excrement won a second term. It’s still genuinely sickening to me, like my stomach really feels like I’m perpetually tipping over the apogee of a rollercoaster when I remember what happened. His winning the first term was at least comprehensible, but I’m still punchdrunk from the shock of it all, even after all this time. And I’m not even from the US! I can’t imagine what it feels like for the people who have to live there, especially those who aren’t cis-white-hetero-males.

They should do this, and after putting various animals on various denominations, have one with Nigel Farage’s face on it. Just leave it as-is, no caption or anything.

Amphibians need love, too.

It’s hilarious* that no amount of child rape will move the police to do anything, but the second an errant dime jumps to the other side of the ledger, it’s mass arrests of princes and politicians.

* Horrifying

I know they’re almost all bots and various foreign state actors shit-stirring for their own agendas, but the comments supporting him on Twitter are just depressing. You can see the wheels of cognitive dissonance spinning at 10,000 RPM.

A Bug’s Life

Boots should really come with an exhaust so that with every step you’re pushing air/moisture out the back end. Nothing like a big pipe or anything, just a wee hole and a sort of bladder that fills with air when you lift your foot and pushes it out again when you step on it. Sure, you’ll sound like you’re stepping on farting mices everywhere you go, but if you just cough with each step you should be fine.

My favourite show back in the day!

Bro the human brain never fails to fascinate and terrify me in equal measure. We’re so fucking weird.

raised anger and criticism in several Muslim nations

I don’t think there are many non-Muslims who were onboard with this stupid shit either, to be fair. Besides the spittle-flecked gammon who were already bigots to begin with, of course.

The only Quran burning I’d support would be if Elon Musk did it as part of his whole white identitarian shtick. I’d send ISIS the airfare myself.

This act is so profoundly counter to increasing pro-Palestinian sentiment that I have to wonder if it was the fuckin’ Mossad that did it.

I hope this judgement helps Imane Khelif with her lawsuit(s).

Both child abuse and animal abuse are treated far too leniently by the law. This guy should never be released.

I like how an orgy of indiscriminate mass murder of men, women, children and dogs requires a “mastermind”.