Safety for vendors profits, me thinks.
Oh boy, this is shaping up to be a total disaster, I am so excited for it!
It’s okay, there will be plenty of $16 bottles of water for sale.
Ban FIFA
You shouldn’t attend any FIFA events due to safety concerns.
safety concerns…like the safety concern of not selling enough Coca Cola products, got it.
Safety from a good atmosphere during a game.

Safety concerns: they risk not selling as many overpriced drinks as they wish.
FIFA bans oxygen from venues citing fire risk. Breathing equipment can be bought for a small fee of 2300$ per game from select sponsors.
FIFA gives football fans every reason to boycott the World Cup. I’m sure they’re pissed they can’t charge the fans for the air they’re breathing at the matches
After seeing atriocs video about tickets costing hundreds of thousands this suddenly isn’t even a big concern.
This is gonna be the second worst worldcup ever.
What is worse?
Oh the one where thousands of slaves died a few years ago.
That’s pretty standard for large events in the US. At many, even if you buy a bottle, they’ll keep the cap.
Unfortunately some assholes ruined refillable bottles for everyone by throwing them.






