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“What’s it like being a twin?”
I don’t fucking know, what’s it like not being a twin? They’ve always been there. It’s like having a sibling only we share a birthday??
Then if it stops there I’m fine. But usually they ask shitty sexual questions. Less as we’ve gotten older cause old women are gross.
My girlfriend has twins and i love them so much. They are sweet and nice, but also so different. I also happened to know a few twins when i gew up. So to me it is always important to be able to tell them apart and just treat them like their own person they are. I can tell how annoyimg it can be for them, and they aren’t even six years old yet. Even their teacher often says things like: alica, tobias, frederick, and the twins over here…
One time we went for a stroll and one of them held my hand and she asked me: do you know my name? (I only knew them for like a week or so) and i told her yes, you are:… And she was so excited, because people often don’t. Or don’t even really care, because it’s “just the twin”.
When i was little i always imagined how awesome it would be to have a twin brother, and i’m sure it is, but it also has to be so annoying a lot of the time. Not because of the twin part, but because of the people part.
“What would you do if you had a million dollars?”
“What would you do if you could pursue your passion if money wasn’t an issue?”
“What would you do if you won the lottery?”Fuck all money-based questions. Do you want to know what I’d do with so much money? Just give me it and you’ll see. Otherwise, piss the fuck off. I don’t spend all of my time, daydreaming of having lots of wealth when I know, I’m never going to see it.
“What’s your deepest and darkest secret?”
Why the fuck would you ask me such a question? Whose business is it of yours, to know what my secrets are? It is simply for blackmail or for you to get your rocks off, knowing you have sensitive information on someone. And if anyone answers these questions honestly, you’re a fucking dumbass.
I get that. My answer to that question will always be: i’ll dissapear and do nothing. The only reason i work is money. I don’t want to think about money anymore.
Same with tv shows that is basically: look at these rich people and the quirky things they buy with their wealth. I could not care less.
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“Are you human?”
I understand why it’s needed, but it’s damn annoying when every single website asks.
It’s even more annoying when it’s random people asking me.
What’s for dinner? Why do I have to eat this? Why do I have to go to bed? Why do I have to get up? Why do I have to go to school?
The flip side of having kids is when they start asking really fun questions about science and nature and you get to share the wonder of the universe with them, but holy hell kid… I’ve answered your question 5 times already and the answer isn’t changing at all.
Right there with you. Everything right now is “why” five levels deep. I love explaining things to him, but there’s a limit.
“How tall are you?”
“Do you play basketball?”*
*This one turned into did you play basketball last week and it stung
“How’s it going?”
Using this as a greeting with “good, you?” as the conventional answer is so stupid but so normalized, I feel much more strongly about this than it actually justifies lol
“Do you have any sugar?”
I offered you sugar and cream when you ordered the coffee, and you just said “cream”. This is on you.
“Are you okay?”
Its like, I’m fine enough, thanks. You don’t need to keep asking.
My inner monologue says, “Fuck off. You don’t care anyway. Your pretentious caring has made me worse.”
Lol make em regret asking. I see it as an opportunity to babble a bit and watching people regret asking.
“does the fediverse have something to do with the feds”
Glowieverse
For me it’s this one:
“What question are you sick of answering?”
😁 SCNR
