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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoSpoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoSomeone’s never seen a grapefruit spoon
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoIn truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoNah, they’re just cool looking, sharp spoons
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThat makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·30 days agothey’re not sharp, they’re serrated
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoYour MOM’s dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoDuh. Her boobs are not the same size.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoAlright, Sunflower Eriksen, just calm your tits.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI’ll have you know that my decreasingly ample bosom is in a state of complete relaxation 😁
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoNo, that’s a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.
Spoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?
Someone’s never seen a grapefruit spoon
In truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”
Nah, they’re just cool looking, sharp spoons
That makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.
they’re not sharp, they’re serrated
Your MOM’s dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!
Duh. Her boobs are not the same size.
Alright, Sunflower Eriksen, just calm your tits.
I’ll have you know that my decreasingly ample bosom is in a state of complete relaxation 😁
No, that’s a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.