A pager is a rectangular device which is able to display the phone number of someone calling your number. Several thousand years ago all cave men wanted to get one. They instead drew paintings on walls by spitting chewed chemicals from their mouth. Later on we indeed had some which made people look way smarter and important than they really were. Now we have cellphones which can transfer billions upon billions of phone number worths of text and image spam and ads. Sometimes people send their cave paintings to one another. But they are strictly for the purpose of sending ads for things we should buy to prevent the economy from collapsing under the rich and powerful.

He’s in Cancun at the moment, but if you leave a message… that’s it, that’s the end of the previous sentence.

Ok well I guess we’re all going to be affected. I propose that blender thing for putin when they get him out of the smokey hole.

If this happens ever again, people are going to call the police on each other when they make smoothies for dinner. This is why the TSA will have a separate tray for blenders.

Try blender.org you use it to model. Literally, you can make models using a blender. You, know, a version of it.

Soon, I assume, as parts run out, we’ll have parts being made by small shops in Ohio. Then we’ll see all sorts of cool things fall off into backyards!. Need a fancy turbo? No problem! It’s a gift from the sky’s! New aluminum roof? Coming right up!..er down actually.

Shit, I’ll be flying for Thanksgiving 🍽️🦃…I’ll see you if I see you! In your backyard!

… don’t breathe this!..hmmm Olympic runner juice 🥤. Sorry just had to. I’m a total disgrace, this is serious and sad. Sorry, really. It’s only slightly funny.

Pardon what? ruzzia is permanently lower case double z for me now if that’s what you are referring to. putin is the same as well. Neither deserve to be written in upper case since we use lower case for animals and things. Sure they are both things too.

It’s more painful if it was lions. Like if a lion is attacking you and then an otter lion shows up you’re screwed.

He has said several times before that he would end the ruzzian occupation by making a deal with them. Most definitely a loser’s deal where Ukraine would give up land.

Everyone else with half a brain cell left in our brain and with some heart, we think ruzzians should get the fuck out and pay for all the damage and murdering. That’s the negotiation that needs to happen. And you see, am just a regular person with a low IQ. I’m sure Harrys will do way better. And I’m sure any person could probably do better at least at deciding if ruzzia is doing something bad.

This sounds great. I think we are all addicted and we need to prevent the younger generations from falling into this trap.

The 70 pixels that form the face of the guy in the picture, that’s worthless info if the authorities already have a name. I say that because the image only tells me, well the guy is probably not European or Hispanic. He could be Filipino, Vietnamese, Indian, Chinese, Japanese. Could also be anyone with a good silicone mask. A frigging piece of paper with a good copy of someone’s face could have been used to make this exact image.

Don’t worry it’s not airborne.

I’m selling my extra pea gravel. I’ll try and get an exception for export to ruzzia if necessary. Sure gravel can be used as bullets. But I find that level of indefence acceptable.

Each 1/4" gravel piece will cost just one ruble. And the uses are endless! For example, for several billion rubles you can defend one building! Did I mention that each gravel piece is personally signed by a very hot American woman who will be completely naked while signing it and she will gently touch the tip of her blossoms on every piece before kissing it and telling it a story. Usually she will arrange several thousand pieces around her to tell the story. Usually it’s a reading of an accounting book though. But she will be totally naked.

We, at my backyard pile of gravel company hope that before we run out, there will be at least one ruzzian buried several feet under each one of our beautiful gray colored pieces.

The true value of this very special gravel comes in the field! As each soldier is dropped by those pesky Ukrainians, the location can be specially marked by placing a pieces over the perished. Incredibly, you can then place one in a special counting bag. So if you count 5 pieces later in that bag, that means you had 5 perished guys. And these marker counters last for years and years! No maintenance required! It’s the perfect way of saying thank you. I got at least a cubic yard of this beautiful specimens. 50% off if we switch the model with a very naked mole rat. The rat does all the aforementioned things but in its own native way of communicating with little squeaks.

RIP. This is just such a sad story. I hoped things went better. I hoped she would recover. I guess the guy mentioning the 75% burn was not survivable was right this time.

It’s still just messed up. BDSM I can totally understand 😜. It’s between consenting adults. It’s a fun way to release stress. But consent is the key word.

Sure, what do you mean?

I am not. I’m on there some times. But also it sucks as a pay site. Like the only way to meet others like us in thru sites like that. Anyway, sniffies is actually not a good place though. There, you can easily spam others, which is mildly bad. But you can totally identify them and target them. The site has like zero security features. Someone should go there and show everyone how dangerous it is for them being in that place. You at least should use the fake GPS. But I mean there are more glaring problems. Back to the relevance though. If you’re gay and would like a 50 guy thing, you can totally set it up in there. For bi people like me and my misses, there aren’t apps like that yet.

Also WTF is wrong with these people, she’s so old! Did they first drug themselves? Rape is just so wrong and specially old people rape. Why couldn’t they just find consenting adults to do their thing?

Check out “sniffies.com” you’ll be amazed. You might want to install “fake GPS” first and locate your GPS location to Huston Texas or any other such republican strong holds. LOL.