Nice! So another 40 days or war. That could be a nice Christmas present 💝🎁 for the world, even if you didn’t believe in a flying spaghetti monster who created us all. Right?

29,243 actually…make that 29,242…for fuck’s sake! Derrin! Stop shooting until I post!

Shit! I forgot my iPod in the engine bay. Could I have until next week? My spaceship is at the North Pole chasing ruzzians. It’s a mission, what can I say. I’ll be up there Saturday and I’ll get my iPod and get out of your way. I can give the old rust can a kick for good measure. Or heck, I could fill it with random pyrotechnics so we can all enjoy. Like having a view of war but in space… from the ground.

I hope they had enough rats to ratify that enough.

Dude, I can jump that shit. I’m mex flavor 😁.

Love naked wife? We got more than naked wife. Give us economy monies back.

Just can’t listen to each other… Speak all you want… again brought to you by the trump administration.

Do it again 😉! Let’s rack that baby up to 20 to life!.. How many years did he get?

It’s the gallium dopants that get me excited for more. 😂

Not here in the USA! With Trump, we’re going to recycle cigarettes into baby clothes and we’ll be using PTFE to bond the fibers together for a strong cancer healthcare company.

The Ukrainian army is terrified that the russians will start to duct tape north Koreans to their tanks to protect from drone attacks. Those drones have been effective but now with north Koreans on the hood, who knows!

Worse if they start piling up the north Koreans into forts and walls. Like Voltron but for simpler wall-like action. Super effective if they all eat sand before going in the wall. You can also posthumously just fill them up with sand.

Oh this is terrible.

Government: Hello there Ji-Mun we have found 12 perfect bachelors for you to choose from. You must complete copulation by December. Here are their bios for your review we’ll call you in 3 hours for your final engagement letter. Don’t worry, marriage is not necessary.

Hey! Looks like your tires are flat! Is that why you’re pumping them?

Yup! Here’s your sign!

Hey! It looks like Mexico is not invading Kuwait anymore as it was never predicted anywhere by anyone!

Yup! Here’s your sign!

Oh this is even worse! Imagine if we transitioned to Nation Company states!? The United States of Apple…hey. We don’t gotta change anything…USA! USA!

Nah. Just a comparison of the same situation when Corona started.

Nah Corona is definitely not airborne! It not like dust when you cut wood in the basement and it spreads all around the house. Nah, when you cough the Corona virus, after traveling 6ft for 15 minutes, it drops like a fly! Like a fly I tell you!

Wow! Look! I found one more coin!

Sold it for $10,000.00!

Oh look! I found one coin!