About fucking time. What’s the point in having friends if you can’t drunkenly jump from their moving car in the middle of Death Valley during a heatwave? YOLO!
Edit: Apparently the ridiculous scenario and “YOLO” weren’t enough to indicate that this was sarcasm…
Piss trickling down on us would be an improvement
“Sure, I knew that voting for Trump meant more and worse genocides including on American soil, but I expected it from him. Seeing a genocide under Kamala Harris’s tenure as not-president made me worry she wouldn’t actually help once she became president. And then I’d be disappointed. Why would I want to possibly be disappointed when I can instead experience horrors that meet expectations?”
- Probably a couple million people who shot their foot with their own cut-off nose as ammunition
“Overthrow your government for us. C’mon. Do it or I’ll punch you harder!”
What’s Magic Head doing there?
A 72-year-old who was paid $1000 to fight as a mercenary? Can you even travel to the Ukraine from Montana and find a place to stay for less than $1000?
Something doesn’t add up at all.
vowed to present the judges with “extremely serious and extremely solid arguments.″
Super duper totally for real arguments that aren’t made up at all. In fact, you’re the liar!
Hmmm… Might be a good idea to avoid beer halls in Austria right now…
Santa’s about to get fucked
Politics under the guise of religious differences?
He liked fava beanis
John Madden had some pretty successful games, I bet FlyingSquid is the ghost of John Madden!!!
Oh shit, really?? Any work we’d know?
I never got any real work as a VO artist, but Lord knows I’ve worshipped those who have had some success.
I’ve got a better solution for you: wall of chain guns firing a curtain of giant bullets straight up all the time. All approved flights will be directed through the part of the curtain that’ll be reloading in sync with their breach.
That’s a weird gift and weirder reason to give a gift
That’s-a one spicy stroganoff!
Fuck that was a bleak but interesting read… Thank you
And DEI
I fucking love you. Thanks for giving me a nice laugh before turning in for the night.