He liked fava beanis

John Madden had some pretty successful games, I bet FlyingSquid is the ghost of John Madden!!!

Oh shit, really?? Any work we’d know?

I never got any real work as a VO artist, but Lord knows I’ve worshipped those who have had some success.

I’ve got a better solution for you: wall of chain guns firing a curtain of giant bullets straight up all the time. All approved flights will be directed through the part of the curtain that’ll be reloading in sync with their breach.

That’s a weird gift and weirder reason to give a gift

That’s-a one spicy stroganoff!

Fuck that was a bleak but interesting read… Thank you

And DEI

Oh my god, he DeSantised all over himself! That’s fucking disgusting. I haven’t DeSantised myself since the fourth grade. I mean, sure, I’ve Gulianied myself, but who hasn’t eaten too much Taco Bell and then Gulianied themselves on a regrettably hot day?

Aww man, you know me! I’m fucking psyched about Kamala running! Is she my ideal candidate? No, but she’s a damn good one.

I think this is the first time in my life that I’m actually excited about voting.

I know that the propaganda playbook contains “my enemy is strong but weak,” as is spelled out in more precise terms in Mein Kampf, but these attacks on Harris seem exceptionally desperate and schismatic

It’s cuz she’s a genocidal antisemite who is absolutely incompetent and behind every calculated idea of Biden’s presidency. She disrespectfully supports Israel’s oppression of the innocent Palestinian terrorist bastards, which she is going to immediately end after letting it go on forever if she wins the election.

This is why you can’t vote for Kamala Harris: she wants open borders so that she can arrest and over-prosecute everyone.

Did I do it? Did I cover all the talking points? I got kinda dizzy from all of the logical whiplash… I know I left out the racist and sexist parts, but I’d feel bad about myself if I’d repeated them.

They’d probably yell at you if their mouths weren’t full

You talking about the wick-edly talented… Adele Dazeem?

No, you’re thinking of Kristen Bell who is the “let it go” lady. Streisand is the one who famously lost out on Worst Actress to Kristen Stewart for her role in The Guilt Trip, in which she played the unbelievably original role of “obnoxious Jewish mother.”

She also released at least one musical album back in the 1900s and appeared in a few movies.

One such movie included Streisand portraying the daughter of a disappointed rabbi who also questions her father’s ability to hear her.