Tanis Nikana

Honestly, that’s a nuanced take on the nature of conversation. I’m sure you’ve got a good head, you’re just not a nerd like them.

The AI slop machine got Trump’s name right, but whiffed entirely on the author of the book.

No, we have Supreme Court at home.

Supreme Court at home: nowhere near as good as the kind as you get in Brazilian restaurants

Surely this will help the cost of food!

Didn’t she kill the queen with that terrible curtsy and handshake?

Japanese and English flow from one sentence to the next. It’s pretty good.

AHAHAHA

CAUSE THEIR MARRIAGE IS A GODDAMN FAILURE AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER

Fuck this boomer-ass humor.

Love your goddamn spouse with your whole chest or get a divorce and stop fucking about.

Human beings live for 700,000 hours, and you’re gonna spend some of them chained to someone you can’t bear to be around? Fuck that, go find someone who can’t resist you.

Yup, he’s doublethinking the suspension of disbelief again:

The cartoon was intended to be an exercise in silliness. While I have never met a cow who could make tools, I felt sure that if I did, they (the tools) would lack something in sophistication and resemble the sorry specimens shown in this cartoon.

I mean, I have never had the thought “dogs don’t visit psychiatrists,” but I also subconsciously internalize the rules of whatever world I’m suspending disbelief in. If dogs are talking and spending money in capitalism in this world, why the hell wouldn’t they also seek therapy?

And Gary seems like no matter what arbitrary world is created, he thinks about it in terms of this world we live in, seemingly an inability to suspend disbelief, and then somehow conjectures the world anyway.

This clash of concepts and reasoning amounted to Cow Tools, in the end.