Right? I am pale as snow and man I envy people who can just throw on shorts and walk outside without concern because I am an absolute reflective hazard. I could blind someone!

Grass is always greener, I guess…

All square snacks must be flipped into the mouth. Bite edge of snack, flip it (somehow, I got no idea. that’s my mouths job), chew. Repeat.

Eat chips and crackers normally. Square though? Must flip!

But not angry that Russia blew up a US factory.

That Russian dick must taste pretty good to Preznit Pedo.

Pedos always protect other pedos. I mean, look at the US government right now…

Ofc he does. Surprised he can even talk while gargling so much Russian balls…

Pedo-in-Chief being a grade-A dumbass again.

Ukraine should not have to give up anything. Kowtowing to bullies gets you nowhere.