Trudeau got in front of the cameras today and spelled this out. Our government chose to take this action, and Canada is having an entirely reasonable response. Once the tarrifs end, we can go back to where we were, but in the meantime, Americans need to learn how much they rely on Canadian trade and need to understand that this is entirely our government’s fault.

Both things can be true.

A bunch of inbred royal fucks beefing over turf.

Which aptly describes basically every war in European history, honestly.

Time is a flat circle.

To my knowledge, it’s the first time in history that a non-nuclear power invaded and occupied territory belonging to a nuclear power.

So, that’s even more dubious history Putin played a part in.

Meet the new boss; same as the old boss.