https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5ym30v356po

I’m not sure if you saw the recent news but we have a possible new mummy curse, never give up hope

Biggest blackmail ever! Yuge!

It’s the only way to actually take over the world, since open war is off the table due to MAD. Get Epstein cultivating kompromat on the world’s most powerful people for years and years, dedicate military resources to online trolling and influence, put your puppets in power and have them speedrun your agenda, boom USA has been dismantled and other Western democracies are next

Calling it now, they have a poo-poo tape of Musk

Poilievre’s total silence when shit started hitting the fan made it pretty clear he’d be gargling trump’s hog if elected

It’s basically our military specialization

I’m not an expert in WWII but by that point Canada had been at war in Europe for a few years already, and America was trying to stay out of it. I guess it took a day or two for the sleeping giant to wake up, or something to that effect

The fact that that your comment even makes a bit of sense is so completely fucked. Of course I don’t speak for everybody but I think it’s fair to say that most Canadians do not want to be a nuclear power. We do not want to hurt or threaten anyone, particularly our American brothers? When Pearl Harbour was attacked we declared war on Japan before America did ffs… shit is fucked up down there

We should join the EU, fast

So without Space Karen lives would be saved

And warm water ports?

Je suis un St. Pierre et Miqueloner

We could become a special Dutch territory

Otherwise he publishes the pee tapes

Scissor everyone!!!