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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • It’s the Express, so you can safely ignore it.

    Recent front page headlines from the Express (if some of these aren’t real yet, they will be at some point):

    • Evil EU Bastards Forcing Millions Of Innocent Brits Out Of Retirement Homes
    • Revealed: Why The Woke Leftist BBC Won’t Heap Praise On The Neo-Nazis
    • Statins Found To Cure Cancer, But Why Won’t The NHS Supply Them?
    • Out-Of-Touch Woke BBC Bosses Ban Cockfighting
    • Frage BLASTS Starmer, EU: “Britain Should Be Free To Take Statins.”
    • Join The Express’s Campain To Get LIFESAVING STATINS On The NHS.
    • EXPOSED: The £1,000,000-a-Night Hotel That Illegal Immigants Are Being Housed Near
    • Farage Hails Latest Brexit Victory: “It Hurt The EU Too”
    • Statins Add Ninety Years To Life, But Kier Starmer, EU Wants You Dead
    • Exclusive: BBC Pervert Bosses License Fee Funded Sex Pit Imagined.
    • So-Called NHS So-Called Experts Say: Statins Dangerous. The Express Says: Hunt Them.
    • Collapsing EU in SHAMBLES As Trade Deal Blows Up In Their Dirty Foreign Faces As Euro PLUMMETS 0.002%
    • Farage: Trade Deal Deaths “Will Only Make Britain Stronger”
    • Express Success: NHS Statin Trial To Begin.
    • Another Brexit Victory: Brown People Die At Sea
    • NHS Statin Deaths: Why Did Kier Starmer, EU Do This To Us?
    • All Foreigners Are Rapists

    Tom Hunt, if you’re reading this, I’ve just done your job for the next year.