The Americans who will actually follow the orders will come from red states though. I know Alaska is red but I don’t think those people are the invade Canada type

In my opinion the most similar country to Canada is actually Australia.

• our colonial past
• our continued colonialism
• we all live in one area and the rest of the country is uninhabitable
• our wildlife kills us regularly
• bogans and rednecks are basically the same thing
• drinking culture
• housing crisis, but precisely that you are brainwashed like us into thinking that owning a house is literally all that matters in life. I think our two countries are the most extreme version of ‘success is literally owning a detached house’. Our societies both are in on the exact same pyramid scheme
• funny accents with funny dialogue options

I don’t think we are kinder than you guys. I have a theory that our kindness is actually just a lack of honesty or directness, or in harsher words, spineless. That said my experience with Australians has been universally good. I should visit straya, never been…

I fucking wish man. I have wanted to live in Iceland for my entire adult life and I finally could. I know they aren’t EU but they are Schengen before someone says “well actualyl”

His best trait is his comedy skills in my honest opinion. He absolutely has a sense of humour. And I’m an angry Canadian who would put a bullet in the guy’s head if I could.

Dude is funny. That’s why he’s in office.

The thing is that there is a truth behind every joke.

knew how to fill a government with supervillains

Isn’t that what’s happening right now?

You must be in the East if you think like this.

Our conservatives are left of your democrats. We don’t have any red.

PPC is our political party similar to republicans and they didn’t get any seats last election.

Lol that would probably look like the Winter War where Finns were vastly outnumbered but still won because they know how to survive the winter. I hope the americans wear body cams when they invade. It will be very satisfying to watch the Rocky Mountains literally kill them man vs nature style.

And Canadians are so fucking brutal historically in war. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0230d9mp5WY

Also not sure if relevant but Canadian true crime seems to be way more often gory and needlessly violent compared to your typical run of the mill murder stories.

Trudeau already did what he asked and spent another 1.3b on border control last week. This actually has nothing to do with drugs and immigration at all

I know.

Imagine being one of the last ww2 vets alive right now and seeing this

Honestly I’m surprised homelessness exists in Greenland

Misery loves company

He does shit like this whenever he’s at risk of losing. The rest of the time he does nothing but virtue signal. And somehow he’s still going to win the next election

Much like Canada though, I don’t think they have resources to defend their water

I miss Canada from like 8 years ago. What a joke this place has become

Dawson city is so based. Toyed with the idea of moving there for years