2 digit year. Good luck visiting anywhen outside 1900 and 1999

For those brought up without Bible stories, this refers to “Jonas and the whale”

Both Betamax and VHS were types of VCR

Older usage of the word “nerd” before it was reclaimed

When you’re turning a chicken into chicken you put them feet up which pacifies them, makes it so you can aim the axe

Shame he didn’t know about lever machines

Perhaps they should have used a ramp, so the uncontrolled one would go wheeee

Mimic X industrial accident

context

Indeed. Beef prices tell me they’re not the loss leader product, and leather is cheap, so I don’t think that’s a problem now

Just because a person eats animals and uses animal products doesn’t mean they don’t respect them.

I prefer leather over its alternatives, as leather is a side product from the beef industry, so we use more of the animal. It’s worse now that cars come with vinyl seats (“vegan leather”) using petrochemicals and industrial products instead of the skin of an animal that was being killed anyway

I feel like you could ask him about how he lost a leg, hand, and eye. Something to talk about is nice after a few hours of driving

With fountain pens people believe that the nibs become personal with use. Also they think they need different skill.

I’m glad I use fountain pens. Nearly no one wants to borrow one, those who do are also pen nerds do won’t steal or misuse it

I feel like this is the least funny far side comic of all

I never understood a single word he said 🎵

The Disney ones tell softened versions of the stories

My daughter born in 2001 got all the traditional fairy tales, wolf eaten grandmothers, murdered wives, witch eaten kids and all

They’re so much better stories than the modern sanitised ones

Definitely more than cow tools

I once found a huntsman spider in my car. I pulled into a playing field carpark and encouraged the spider out. It was immediately eaten by an Australian magpie

I tried to save it, others would have crushed it. The maggie did.

I use keepass, it’s a little more work than many closed source ones, but it’s only as online as you want it to be, and runs on anything