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Ok, guys, after the pager thing, I am pretty sure walkie talkies are next. Like that’s really An obvious one.

I don’t have any ideas on what next. Landline phones probably.

33,000 people recognized that they were being shit on an said enough.

This will start conversations in many unions I imagine

After the use of violence and now minors, Im guessing this whole thing is going to keep getting worse.

That doesn’t sound very consensual to me

What’s terrifying is that they already can write in Cyrillic

That’s not even my joke >.>

It’s not misuse. Come on. You can’t fucking honestly convince me that satellites orbit lower than Brazil.

Literal: Conforming or limited to the simplest, nonfigurative, or most obvious meaning of a word or words.

Above: On high; overhead.

It’s not supposed to be >.>

What part of the joke aren’t you getting???

Oh my god how is this joke that fucking difficult to understand

Yes. There is. Orbit is a higher altitude than Brazil. Don’t play dumb.

No I mean it’s literally a satellite network. It’s in orbit.

It’s above the law. Literally.

Edit: a lot of people whooshing this. How? It’s so fucking simple.

Orbit = Space. Brazil = Earth.

Space altitude > Brazil Altitude.

Orbit is literally above guys. Like come the fuck on. It’s a funny joke.

I mean to be fair, Starlink is a satellite network.

Edit: this is a shitty Dad joke for those that are taking my comment seriously.

Most of you don’t deserve your humor license if you have one

Ok. Do it.

We know you won’t because you’ve literally said everything you’d respond with a nuclear strike to and never did. Ukraine is IN your country and you ain’t doin shit about it.

The only people scared of Russia are it’s vassal states, for good reason.

Heh, the forces of changing direction would probably destroy it. Damn physics

What? I said nothing about Hypersonic missile velocity - Biden said that a while ago when Putin was sabre rattling with them.

Biden said it’s almost impossible. Not is impossible. Basically it means the U.S. has a way to counter it. I mean, hell, the U.S. has had an anti-ballistic missile system for ages, and Hypersonic missile range between mach 5 and 25.

Like the commenter that replied to me said: once it launches, it really can’t change course. If you know the launch direction, you know where it’s going. An interceptor at that point just needs to get in its way.

Ha, that reminds me of what Biden said about the Hypersonic missile technology: “They’re almost impossible to defeat.”

Got no arguments from me here. Bring him hell I say.

What are they gonna do? Bomb your cities, schools, hospitals?

Think we’re past the point of asking for permission at this point.

Dang yo, flying a drone at 90mph is wicked hard, flying a missile the same way at mach speeds is insane.

So basically, instead of the programming to direct the missile to the programmed target (gps location, laser, intertidal, ballistic, whatever) the operator has direct input to the missile. Meaning they could fire it, have it fly around a mountain and hit the enemy position from behind

My mom worked for McDD (a long time ago) but in the DoD land. She’s been appalled at all this, specifically because her work revolved on identification of electronic failures in aircraft.

But, she’s also unsurprised. An Air Force fighter pilot is far more valuable than a plane full of nobodies, and about the time she left, cost of failure no longer included loss of life in risk assessments for commercial aircraft.