No it isn’t.
(Yes, you’re correct)
No it isn’t.
(Yes, you’re correct)
No it ISN’T, it’s just CONTRADICTION.
Jack black isn’t funny at all. He’s worse, incredibly fucking irritating and annoying and a try hard. He epitomizes mainstream US “comedy”; obvious, loud, overstating the delivery of jokes with overwrought physical humor. He and Horatio Sanz must have studied under the same Sithlord. Can’t stand him.
Astrology is such a bunch of junk, I mean why look so far away at the stars for answers when the truth of your future can easily be read in your palm lines? So crazy the lengths people will go to avoid the truth.
Sure…I mean a play without asides? The temptation and effect can be glorious if used appropriately.
It’s pretty clean for a fowl joke
Is that really irony or coincidence? I guess one would hope/expect the “eyes of the plane” as pilots are in good shape, so a bit eyeronic, but seems like a Meredith Brooks-type usage.
The mix of banal situation with just right right amount of anthropomorphic absurdity.
I’ve never been in a single accident and drive a basic compact sedan I bought new off the lot 10 years ago. I could buy it used today, with current mileage for about the same price I paid new. I’ve paid about half the initial purchase price in insurance premiums.
Being a good driver sucks, but it’s kind of like healthcare where…wait a minute I’m healthy and getting fucked there too. As I age I’m going to street race and try to gain as much weight as I can.