nocturne

It’s not exactly relevant to the original question, but is to your response … My mom always told me “don’t do drugs, but if you do, do them with me so I can make sure you’re doing them right.”

Was that her policy on sex too?

Edit: a lot of people without a sense of humor in this thread.

Step one: pour beer down the drain
Step two: enjoy some apple juice
Step three: have a huge glass of water

Was there a question?