I guess someone told Lang to Jack off elsewhere.

Hopefully this means there’s no imminent invasion…

A cat me!? That’s meowbsurd!

Money will rule with an iron fist.

I’m starting to doubt reality.

I want to purchase a vowel.

I was just joking but thanks for the reply.

Piece of advice: don’t use green camo in snow. Check with the Danish, they’ll get you sorted.

As long as nobody enters Alaska’s and Hawaii’s box…

A… Beatbox?

Any substance taken beyond its safe dosage is harmful, even water.

Wait… 52nd? Did something happen while I was sleeping?

No, but blaming green technologies is a great way of desensitizing the public.

I don’t get it. I thought the FIFA Peace Prize (or FAPP) standed for something…

What a disappointing turn of events, you can’t any longer trust a fapp winner.

If this is how it has to be then, oh Bibi, let’s hope you get on the wrong plane.

Consider of all the washing machines that have been “found”!

Makes sense.

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When you lick your paw and then you rub it on your face.

You should try it sometime.

I think though that theater tickets being expensive and nice TVs getting cheaper is probably also a reason.