https://youtu.be/KFl7IPQqGdg

Do I think I would have made a decent parent? Yes.

Am I constantly reassured I made the correct decision in not procreating? Also yes.

Anyone know what Chad equates to in Russia? Vlad?

If they admit to sinking a boat due to a suspicion, imagine how ugly the truth is.

As I look out the window at rain that was in the forecast yesterday, but not this morning.

Great album name

If they did manage to being about the end of times and the return of Jesus, I think it’d be super rad if it were a very angry Jesus.

Pine as a character and narrator def carried a lot of the weight.

Agreed. Also doesn’t hurt that I enjoyed Pine when he played Kirk

I don’t rewatch movies unless its been a few years and I really enjoyed.

Ive provably watched that movie 10x by now. Jarnathan would know what I’m saying if he were here.

They dont show any signs of wanting to slow down their conquest. I bet they have more firepower waiting.

Doubtful. I think it’s that they dont break down quickly enough and cause clogs.

As long as you get yours…

Right. End up in El Salvador

Yeah, it would be ugly in the town I grew up in.

He’d probably still win that election…

Our neighbors would drive by and hurl excrement at us. It works in my town, but half the population is a liberal university. Just one town of many, though.

I doubt any countries are lining up to take in the average U.S. citizen

How long can this motherfucker live?

You’re right. Sorry.