I got uber once, and tesla arrived. I was unable to enter this piece of death machine.

So now imagine that you want to help people locked in burning tesla, but you have no idea how to open freaking door. Tesla is protecting the world from some kind of people.

Nah, they will add DLC to play as axis, but it’s subscription only.

You see, everyone in there is surprised because it happens in Australia, not USA.

Everyone is surprised because it happens there SO RARELY, because of strict firearm rules.

Don’t mind me wrong, but looking at what Dubai is doing, I am not surprised Kim thinks people can forget about NK reality for a nice beach.

Uuu looks like ass is itching there

Yeah, you got it!

In mine, it’s corrected to “Idiot”. Rhymes better, but meaning is simillar

Lol, funny

Why always bananas? Why nobody tried to hide coke in idk, flour packs?

It’s pretty usual around the world tho

You forgot of being drunk af

This year alone.