Travel bidet. You’re welcome.

What about the grocery store? How do you load your groceries into the trunk when you’re backed in? How do you even get the cart back there? All logic breaks down at the grocery store.

Heh. Yeah I guess I did my math wrong there hahaha. Let’s quietly subtract 10 and forget it ever happened…

Telling my kids I love them, regularly and randomly. My parents only told me they loved me after yelling at me (or worse) and it took a long time for me to understand the toll that’s had on my relationships with them.

Out of the 31 meals i eat per week, i usually cook at least 27…most of those from scratch.

Basic mathematical literacy is a prerequisite to being able to use a calculator.

The multiplication table is still fact even if you have a calculator.