God came to me in a vision today. He told me that you - yes, you! - are the Holy Prophet!

46 is a bit nippy. Might need a jacket.

It would be highly amusing for Canada to start making Star Wars films without Disney’s approval, along with a little “Come get me fuckers”.

Of course he did! Do you not remember? It was in the summer of 2022. President Biden launched a surprise nuclear assault on France. Every major American city was leveled. With NATO in ruins, Mexico built a wall to hold back the tide of refugees above the border. They also sent humanitarian and financial assistance, thanks to a deal masterminded by Trump.

Ah yes. So after that bottle episode called “A Visit to Iran”, it looks like the people making the show want to pick up the Canada War plot thread again. I’m guessing the dumbass protagonist threatens Canada a bit, before giving up and claiming victory. These showmakers are running out of ideas.

Canada geese are my favorite bird. I see them by the lake all the time. They are perfectly well-behaved, until you deliberately try to piss them off.

It’s because they’re a crusader state intended to keep their neighbors’ attention.

To be fair, I only comment when I’m feeling sleepy.

That is acceptable. Either we’ll enter great times, or we will no longer be capable of understanding what good times are. Both sound good to me.

Most definitely. I want every country on Earth to have their own nuclear weapons. It’s the ultimate deterrent.

I’m in favor of the two signing up for one of those old fashioned pistol duels. And I want to see the duel happen on live TV.

Blood for the Blood God?

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What’s one more, right?

India and Pakistan aren’t known for having white people. Trump would have little interest in making them states.

If you’ve heard of the Kargil War, you’ll know that this won’t be much threat to third parties.

So pessimistic. India and Pakistan are going to launch a couple bombs at each other and that’ll be it. All will be well.

Remember: I am guaranteed to be correct on India and Pakistan not escalating to nukes in the event anyone can suitably verify my prediction to be true or false.

You worry to much. I assure you cooler heads will prevail.

I am certain that Trump admires Hitler for being THE human name synonymous with evil.

Compare him to, say, Reinhard Heydrich. He is a man that all of us should know, though I imagine that some may need to look him up. No one needs to look up Hitler. And Trump wants to be sure that no one needs to look him up for the next thousand years.

A life of luxury is not enough for the oligarchs. They must consume more. A private island where everything outside of it is dead will bore them very quickly.