Females? What are you, Ferengi?

Fuck the USA government, you mean. I only live here, and all I get to do is choose between the lesser of two evils every 4 years. What a nightmare.

Why would you do that to your child? I mean, you wanna change your own name, go for it.

Lovely slam! Wonderful slam!

Mowers running in the middle of the night while people are sleeping? Maybe changing the time of day that they run would benefit everyone, especially cute little hedgehogs.

The Witcher