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Wow.

What a defense (that makes you a worse person.)

I’m just putting this out there.

If I was married to a man, and we were about to divorce, I would 100% be willing to go along with him faking his death so I could collect his life insurance, and then I’d split it with him 50/50.

He’s dead? So tell him yourself I guess lol.

Anyways, why would you “spread everyone out evenly?” We stuffed them into a tiny space that was already occupied. One assumes they’d be plopped into a town, which would centralize creating things like roads.

And the roads in Montana might suck, but there should be some kind of domestic package at play that would help from the federal level to create things like roads and water treatment and all that. Compared to how much we give Isreal now… could’ve put that money into development somewhere stateside.

When I was maybe 10 years old back in the 90s I asked my Dad why we put a bunch of people in a heavily populated area “when Montana is just sitting there empty. I mean, someone uses the land and we get like, taxes and museums and maybe an amusement park, right?”

He seemed genuinely poleaxed.

I still don’t have an answer to this day!

You didn’t say, “No one has done it in the past two weeks.” You said, “No one has done it before.” Very different things.

And a weird little fight to pick with a complete stranger either way.

Never? It has not ever been done here?

You sure?

I’m a woman. But its tradition to explain Far Side comics. There’s always someone who doesn’t get it.

Usually it’s me, which is how I know there’s usually someone explaining it.

He’s a junkyard dog.