This has me cackling thanks

You’re right, I’m sorry.

My design is flawless otherwise though right??

Now that just seems a bit unrealistic, doesn’t it? Everyone knows nuclear reactors are quite heavy. Let’s not stoop to silliness.

To be fair, since it is also a 5MW cold fusion reactor, it is also rather heavy, so one does need to be stronger than the average person. It’s the ONLY downside to this innovative product. It even folds!

Thankfully, being shaped like an umbrella, the design already accounts for this by directing rain away from the power output located at the base of the handle. It’s Type C!

With my unlimited budget, I have also funded research to increase the official USB-C PD spec to a frankly irresponsible five megawatts of energy throughput.

Unlimited budget? My tactical umbrella is capable of generating 5MW of electricity from cold nuclear fusion.

So who’s taking bets? The dictator next declares all media orgs besides his puppets at OAN enemies of the state.

The word “antisemitic” is being misused in a disgusting way here. The victims of the Israeli genocide are also a Semitic people.

War crimes don’t matter anymore. Russia does them, Israel does them, the US does them. There is no justice.

Common Telegram L

Trying to imagine being the human who wrote that headline, sat back, and said “Yeah that’ll do!”

Lmao of course this is all you’ve got in response. This is why people don’t take you seriously.

Thank you, I read it over and over and thought I was going crazy.

Title gore. What is this headline trying to communicate?

Made a living doing VO for several years before AI ate most of the market. Basically you just work under contracts and hope for the best. If your client breaks contract maybe you can sue if you have the resources. I’ve sent a few C&D’s that successfully stopped some people from using my voice commercially after having paid me a non-profit rate. The majority of the time, the contract is enough to keep clients in line.

What do you want him to do, exactly?