So they’re investigating him and expect to bring up charges, right? Right?

They already ruined ‘doge’, we can’t let them ruin the ‘discombobulate’ meme too

Greenland is the suicide capital of the world

You wanna pump those numbers up by subjecting them to US health care?

Change my mind: Literally zero people want Greenland to be part of the US except Donald Trump and the people who have trained themselves to always agree with Donald Trump.

Side effect of US politics society becoming a reality show.

“It’ll be soon” said all Christians 1900 years ago.

From an impartial, rational perspective I pity them for letting groupthink occupy such a large part of their identity.

In the moment, I just think “how can I get away from this person?”

We can’t slow down! If an AI is going to wipe out the human race, it sure as hell ain’t gonna be a Chinese AI!

They have the guns to do it.

For every day it’s delayed, I’ll assume it was because they had another 100 pages about Trump they had to redact.

Humans: We WILL defeat that wall of ice, even if it takes thousands of years!

100,000 years later - “Yeah, this was a mistake. Return to Zog.”

It is addictive…

They know most people aren’t okay with it, that’s why they keep having to find new names for it.

Eh, you’re gonna need a doc, Doc.

It might have been Museum.

Their number one cause of death is lightly bumping other steel wool sheep and getting tangled.

Thank you, President Trump, for bringing peace to the Middle East!

Isn’t that territory permafrosted? That’d make a construction project of that scale a non-starter. Plus a whole bunch of other reasons it’d be dumb.

How out of touch with reality must you be to think saying that will make people vote for your lackey?