Capt. Wolf

Has anyone seen his shoulders lately? It’s been a long time since that shirtless pic of him riding a horse…

This’ll be the same fucking deal as last time… Russia gets Crimea and their controlled territories, plus the ones Ukraine reclaimed. The US gets access to Ukraine mining exploits. Also Zelensky must step down so Russia can install a puppet government like Belarus…

Oh, and Trump also gets to give himself a Nobel prize.

Huh… Neither had I, so I did a search…

Apparently it comes from a Dutch phrase that got butchered into tattoo.

Whales and other cetaceans evolved from land mammals.

“Well if the whales don’t like that the water’s killing them and their food supply, maybe they shouldn’t have devolved their legs!”

…That’s probably assuming way too much about the average climate denier’s scientific knowledge or just overall general intelligence, isn’t it?

Psycho.

Precisely how I imagine any political meeting goes with him. It’s like The Emperors New Clothes, except the king is a complete and stubborn moron on top of being vain and naive.

“I know I gave Israel all these weapons, plotted with Netanyahu to commit genocide and start a massive war in the middle east, dropped bombs on Iran, and threatened Khamenei’s life, but this was about getting attention away from all the shit I’M doing in the US! I didn’t want to get caught up in a war, I just wanted people to stop being mad at me and redirect then away from all the constitutional violations I’m committing, the people I’m deporting illegally, all the rights I’m stripping away from everyone, and all the government institutions in sabotaging. Oh, and I was supposed to get a nobel prize and a resort in Israel when Bibi agreed to stop his war, so now he’s screwing that up too!”

Hey, EU… NJ here…

Can we come over?

America’s being weird…

Even the fucking slowpokes knew this…

Snake Plissken, actually

I really hope that we can get all this trailer trash out soon…

What a disgrace.

I mean…

And I know just who they’re gonna get to take it back!

Yup, my wife’s grandmother got suckered into it. Three story, Victorian era house, located blocks from the beach, easily worth over a million dollars and it’ll go to whatever bank instead of to her family that’s already supporting her financially. Thanks, Tom Selleck…

This is disgusting… It’s not even subtle how they’re trying to change reality. If you weren’t afraid before, this is terrifying.

Next we’ll be putting boots on the ground to “liberate Ukraine from Zelensky’s tyranny…”

God dammit, Peppy!

Literally Lügenpresse. People need to get familiar with Hitler’s playbook, cause that’s the reality we’re experiencing right now.

Great, so now we’re gonna supply military equipment to the country that’s shipping military equipment to Russia…

Not even subtle…