Capt. Wolf

Same way moon landing deniers do.

“The whole thing is staged! Nobody actually flew anywhere! They just put some guys in costumes and filmed them on a sound stage in Hollywood!”

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, we spent a night at sea in what’s supposed to be one of the darkest places in the Carribean on the same night there was a shuttle launch. I was so supremely excited to see the true sky. Literally a once in a lifetime experience.

We got hit with a storm. The launch was scrubbed. We spent the night restricted below deck, trying to navigate hallways that almost felt like you could walk on the walls. It was an amazing trip, but I’m still bummed about that night.

Transitional housing for abused women and children would be the ultimate slap in the face.

Sadly, I had quite a few friends fall for it when Dubya did this. Surely we’ll take care of them when they come back this time…

Not true! The uber rich win…

You can fucking have him… If he’s got any blood left in him and it’s not all just McDonald’s brand cholesterol™, you’re welcome to it.

Of course he wants to protect the rapists… Trump protects his own.

Has anyone seen his shoulders lately? It’s been a long time since that shirtless pic of him riding a horse…

This’ll be the same fucking deal as last time… Russia gets Crimea and their controlled territories, plus the ones Ukraine reclaimed. The US gets access to Ukraine mining exploits. Also Zelensky must step down so Russia can install a puppet government like Belarus…

Oh, and Trump also gets to give himself a Nobel prize.

Huh… Neither had I, so I did a search…

Apparently it comes from a Dutch phrase that got butchered into tattoo.

Whales and other cetaceans evolved from land mammals.

“Well if the whales don’t like that the water’s killing them and their food supply, maybe they shouldn’t have devolved their legs!”

…That’s probably assuming way too much about the average climate denier’s scientific knowledge or just overall general intelligence, isn’t it?

Psycho.

Precisely how I imagine any political meeting goes with him. It’s like The Emperors New Clothes, except the king is a complete and stubborn moron on top of being vain and naive.

“I know I gave Israel all these weapons, plotted with Netanyahu to commit genocide and start a massive war in the middle east, dropped bombs on Iran, and threatened Khamenei’s life, but this was about getting attention away from all the shit I’M doing in the US! I didn’t want to get caught up in a war, I just wanted people to stop being mad at me and redirect then away from all the constitutional violations I’m committing, the people I’m deporting illegally, all the rights I’m stripping away from everyone, and all the government institutions in sabotaging. Oh, and I was supposed to get a nobel prize and a resort in Israel when Bibi agreed to stop his war, so now he’s screwing that up too!”

Hey, EU… NJ here…

Can we come over?

America’s being weird…

Even the fucking slowpokes knew this…

Snake Plissken, actually

I really hope that we can get all this trailer trash out soon…

What a disgrace.