That poor thing has been lifelessly spinning for at least 9 years now… Someone should put it out of its misery.

I know Luigi doesn’t traditionally deal with hamsters, but he does have experience with general extermination, so maybe it’ll translate.

Of course I am talking about the Mario bros and their turtle extermination side hustle… For legal reasons.

Hey! Don’t try and palm him off on us.
Just because you took him when South Africa didn’t want him it doesn’t mean we are gonna fall for it!

Edit: Actually, fuck that, send him to Japan. Let Nintendo deal with him for a bit. They are already rich assholes he can’t make them any worse.

99% sure the same tactics he uses in America will work in the UK. We aren’t as far off as we’d like to think.

Muffin…

Yes. I agree 🤭