I bought a smart watch and found it collecting dust. My new job is strongly against being on your phone while at work. Nothing against earbuds and a watch however. Now it takes me twice as long to send a text via my watch.

Hurl mar-a-lardo, NYC, and Delaware into the sun. After that probably break the hotdog eating world record.

Does a dome have to be arching upwards? This golden dome I’ve been hearing about just makes me think of a toilet full of piss.

Tim Follin makes good music. Try the NES Pictionary theme song and if you like that Solstice theme song will blow you away.

My handwriting turned around after I got a fountain pen. I went from doctor to pre-med handwriting. Having to think more about how to form the letters has me taking my time. No need to rush when I’m writing with a fancy pen full of cool ink.

They have exquisite couches in russia