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7 days agoAn unnamed source told the Post it was like “hearing a voice in a stadium, except the stadium is a thousand square miles of desert.”
What the hell is this analogy? “It’s like [thing], except if [thing] were totally different.” This is like a bad movie script.
To find a heartbeat, a quantum Ghost Murmur tool would have to contend not just with Earth’s magnetic field and magnetic noise from natural and human-made electric currents but also with “the heartbeats of the sheep and dogs and jackrabbits—whatever else is running around out there,” says Chad Orzel, a professor of physics…
I’m glad someone brought this up, it was the first thing that came to my mind.
“Athens” is such a popular name for small towns in the US that New York state has two places named “Athens.”
“Wow that’s dumb,” you say. And sure sure, you’ve got a point.
But what will you say when you find out Pennsylvania has three?
“Jesus H. Christ, that’s idiotic,” you say. And I can’t argue.
But you will be rendered speechless by the news that my own state of Ohio has four localities named “Athens.”
…if you don’t count the one named “New Athens.”
I’m not making this up.