Definitely cards against humanity

Give all the natives AK-47s

Hard stimulants like Concerta and Adderall are better more for pure ADHD than for Autism+ADHD like I have. Anything stronger than caffeine overstimulates me too much, I wish I didn’t go years before realizing I was better off without it

Having both autism and ADHD, Concerta overstimulated me way too much. Kids probably shouldn’t be taking Concerta anyway

I would stop my kid self from taking the concerta I was prescribed and instead get him to drink a cup of coffee every morning, and would also give him advice for when he stops being a Christian and his parents go apeshit and try to desperately bring him back into the fold.

Also I would prefer to use a DeLorean

The reptilians finally got to you I guess haha

Not the Spanish President, but the Spanish Prime Minister

Officially, the Spanish Prime Minister is called the President of the Government

I wish I can even afford to move out of the country in the first place

Cash

I heard of some drug dealers not accepting cash where I live